Free Trump Hat

August 19, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Newsmax, a rightwing non-news website, has an offer for you.  If you subscribe for three months, they will send you – absolutely free – a Donald Trump hat.

And there’s an added benefit —

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 4.58.05 PM“Wear this cap with pride — show your friends at the golf course, gym, beach — anywhere outdoors you stand for a strong America. And drive your liberal friends nuts too!” the ad continues. “This cap retails for as much as $25 — but you can get it with our FREE Offer today!”

Yes, all the places rich white guys go!

I do not know this for a fact, but I’d be willing to bet you my best pair of pink boots that the hat doesn’t have a union label. And that it comes from China. And is made by children.

There won’t be a damn thing American about this hat except for the dope under it.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Free Trump Hat”


  1. Trump might be the only American thing under that hat (jury’s out on the toupee) but even he wouldn’t be an American today if his Grandfather had to follow Trump’s own rules for immigration:

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/08/donald-trumps-immigration-principles-wouldve-barred-his-own-grandfather/401600/

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  2. Make America Great Again: refuse to support or vote for an egotistic blowhard who has no clue how to manage a country but will kiss any camera and microphone within ten miles.

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  3. Ralph Wiggam says:

    “Make America Great Again” is just code for “Elect A White Man”

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  4. Linda Phipps says:

    Free! Generally NewsMax offers crap like Navy Seals hats for $30. Must have a problem getting rid of them. Oh, well,I have the shirt with the GOP elephant and the words “This is why we can’t have nice things”. I had to pay for that.

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  5. Old Mayfly says:

    Thanks, Rick, for great link.

    Ralph Wiggam, you are so right.

    Rhea, let’s all go to Trump’s site and tell him how great he is! Encourage him to SITR (Stay In The Race).

    The present-day Republican Party deserves him.

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  6. AliceBeth says:

    Free, of course, who would pay for one???

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  7. Begonia Buzzkill says:

    Gut instincts are primal screaming that Trump and/or his fellow candidates names are going to show up on the massive list of married cheaters that has been published by [angry Christian] hackers. 90-95% of the paying members are married men… a lot of the female profiles were faked by the site owners to lure the horny husbands to join the costly site.

    As we speak, Josh Duggar’s detailed kinks for a fling as well as both his Arkansas & Maryland addresses he registered with the site are under the kleig lights as well as a woman politician’s in England. Since the list has millions of names and detailed info…today’s release of the info is just the tiniest tip of this iceberg.

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  8. I just wish I could have gotten this hat in the build-up to November 2008. We needed, as a society, to hose out the White House and clean up the mess left behind by 8 years of George W. I desperately wanted to see America Made Great Again. And President Obama has done his best to Make America Great Again, in spite of a disloyal opposition.

    In the build up to November 2016, the hat is a travesty. Another GOP president will likely not only destroy the advances of 2009 to present but attempt to chip away at 50 year old settled advances.

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  9. e platypus onion says:

    Newsmaxx says the slogan on the hat was from Ronnie Raygun so they aren’t officially campaigning for Trump and don’t have to keep track of the money or the buyers. Be interesting if this is actual electioneering and foreigners get hats because campaigns aren’t supposed to take money from foreigners. Trump and Newsmaxx might both be violating the law,but that isn’t any new news.

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  10. e platypus onion says:

    Trump had the slogan trademarked,according to ABC news. People are already having fun with the new hat.

    http://www.complex.com/style/2015/07/donald-trumps-hat-has-the-internet-going-crazy

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  11. Not in the least surprised, epo. Trump, is nothing but a great big pile of stinking ego with a well practiced mouth attached. Well practiced charlatan and carnival barker. I’m not quite buying that he’s financing all of his crap himself either. I know that he he’s richer than two foot up a bull’s arse but guys like him tend to like to use OPM whenever possible. Of course the cable, etc, news channels seem to be giving him so much free air time that he’s most likely not spending a hell of a lot. Well, by his standards anyway. I’m getting really irked with the “all Trump, all the time” “coverage” that this POS seems to be getting. I KNOW that there are other things going on in the world besides what’s falling out of his moronic mouth! I want my prime time news back! Harummphhh!

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  12. Ditto Diane!

    “I’m getting really irked with the “all Trump, all the time” “coverage” that this POS seems to be getting. “

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  13. Larry Cross says:

    yes, by all means wear it everywhere and then when you look around for your “liberal friends” and find them either vanished or laughing in your face ….. don’t say you weren’t warned.

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  14. What’s interesting about “make America great again” is that it means that currently America is not great.

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  15. Er, it’s not really free. You must cough up $4.95 for supposed shipping and handling, and if you don’t unsubscribe from that Newsmax rag quickly enough, you get gigged for $40.

    Never trust anything associated with Road Kill Scalp.

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  16. The Canadian side of my family just “marvels” at the fact that our political system has a way of making running for office an actual industry. For one thing, the election of 2008 meant that possible candidates, especially on the opposition side,were already in gear for 2012 and so on and so on. Elsewhere in the world, candidates get only about an average of 3 months at most to go public with their campaign.

    Right now I cannot even afford to send Hill a dime but the moment the local official Democratic group open an office for her, I can at least donate my time.

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  17. Make America Great Again: Never elect another Republican to public office.

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  18. Does the wig come with it ????

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  19. I wonder if it will fit my backside as well as it fits tRump’s backside…

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  20. lunargent says:

    Hat should say “I’M WITH STUPID” and have an arrow pointing down.

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  21. lunargent says:

    Or maybe “BRAIN NOT INCLUDED”.

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  22. Funny, the things that defined the post WWII expansion that these charlatans feel as our time of greatness are precisely the things they want to get rid of. Public works paid for by tax money, public schools, public health programs (including vaccinations) providing protection from tainted foods and drugs, etc. Just how will removing these things make us great (again)?

    Disinformation; such a deal…

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  23. linda phipps says:

    I read just this week, maybe it’s just more hyperbole about that shyster Trump, that he thinks possibly the entire constitution is unconstitutional. I would love to hear the thinking on that dilly.

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  24. Me Guest! says:

    Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper is probably regretting requesting the Governor-General dissolve Parliament early, thus starting the election campaign well before the 37 day statutory minimum, the longest in history.

    Seems there’s the small problem of the trial of Senator Mike Duffy (31 counts fraud, bribery, and breach of trust) that is revealing much more involvement of the PM’s office than they’ve previously admitted. Had he waited until 37 days before the mandatory October 19 date, the trial might have been over, and they would have had plenty of time for damage control. Hoist with his own petard, indeed.

    Meanwhile, the rest of the world is bemusedly watching the American circus. How can legislators get anything done for their ordinary constituents when they’re endless working on their next campaign? They do seem to get work done for their Koch masters/wealthy buddies, though.

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    lunargent,make that a joch strap with the arrow pointing up.That would make more sense to me. 🙂

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  26. e platypus onion says:

    Raygun’s slogan was “Let’s make amerika great again.” Looks like plagiarism or something.

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  27. Republicans Couldn’t
    Make America Great Again
    If Their Lives Depended On It!

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  28. Linda Phipps — I want a shirt like yours! I would wear it proudly.

    As far as the hat goes, it would be better if they offered two — one to poop in and one to cover it up with.

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  29. AliceBeth says:

    The Constitution is unconstitutional is such a twisted concept. I tell you people he wants to be king or czar and make all the rules himself.

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  30. Shouldn’t a true Trump hat be covered with fluffy orange hair?

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  31. Don McLean has a lovely song about a fortune teller who gives a free flower with each reading. The last line of the song is “For $5, the flower is free.” [For those interested, the title of the song is “Sister Fatima.”]

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