April 08, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Honey, I do not trust Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller with his own balls, much less the lottery balls.
(Click the little one to get the big one.)
Mark my word. Sid’s wife is going to win the lottery this week.
Thanks to Austin Hat Lady for the heads up.
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“… fair lottery drawing.” strikes me as a oxymoron for some reason. Could just be me.
1Which of his sycophants needs $$$?
2So, his constituents are OK with a thieving moran in office as long as said crooked doofus has a nice hat?
3Give me a good Mettler Balance and some money for my time and I’ll be happy to weigh the lottery balls (but not Sid’s) any time. Not only did I use one during college, but I had a paying job doing quality control in a chemical lab one summer and that’s what I did for about 5 hours of my 8-hour day.
4Doesn’t he ever take that “flying-nun hat” off? He could be hiding a dozen or so crooked lottery balls under there.
5I’m convinced. The hat hides a pair of satanic horns.
6He’s smuggling illegals into Texas under that hat so he can prove the border isn’t closed and blame Obama while picking up campaign cash for selling his illegals to big ag. Just another constituent service provided by Hypocites -R- Us.
7Am I mistaken or is he indoors? Am I the only one who is slightly bemused by ‘necks wearing their cowboy hats while eating at a restaurant?
8This is a reference from a long time ago, but does he remind anyone else of Bernard’s father, Mr. Posner in the movie Billy Jack? Same big old hat, same big old gut. Mr. Posner was a really bad man so maybe that’s why I can see it so well.
9Looks like this guy gets off on feeling balls. Looks homo to me.
10His indoor hat is a sad hint of his height-challenged insecurities. On the other hand, his fancy revolver lapel pin aiming at his upper innards gives us hope.
Plus no hyperpatriotic flag pin. Strange. I’m thinking Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
11He looks like Mickey Rooney at his ugliest.
12Maybe when he gets done he can head off on an extended trip to Las Vegas to measure the dice.
13Inquiring minds want to know … How much does Texas pay this guy to stand around doing nothing with his hands but covering his jock, watching somebody else actually doing his job?
14Every time I think Texas cannot elect worse candidates I am proven wrong. We are getting to be as bad as Oklahoma.
15That hat, that stance . . . if only he had his white suit on, he’d be the spittin’ image of Boss Hogg wearin’ his lifts.
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