I Want You To Meet a Guy Who Thinks About S-E-X Waaaaay Too Much
Okay, I realize it’s Montana and there’s not much to do in Montana except look at the sky.
But, for goodness sake, it seems like State Rep David Moore needs a new hobby.
David Moore needs a hobby
Moore introduced a bill about proper attire.
The proposal would expand indecent exposure law to include any nipple exposure, including men’s, and any garment that “gives the appearance or simulates” a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple.
Personally, I think he just wanted to say “nipple” a whole bunch of times.
Then he decides to go a step further —
The Republican from Missoula said tight-fitting beige clothing could be considered indecent exposure under his proposal.
“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” Moore said after the hearing.
Moore said he wouldn’t have a problem with people being arrested for wearing provocative clothing but that he’d trust law enforcement officials to use their discretion. He couldn’t be sure whether police would act on that provision or if Montana residents would challenge it.
“I don’t have a crystal ball,” Moore said.
Honey, honey, honey, don’t fret about the crystal ball. Fret about not having a lick of sense.
First off, you know Montana is way too white when only beige clothing is indecent. Second off, I would think the police in Montana might have something better to do than drive around and arrest women on their way to yoga class.
Lastly, and most importantly, when Republicans talk about smaller government and getting government out of our lives, you know they’re just jacking with you, right?
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Burkas are next.
1Well, not all Republicans. There’s one from Montana (Rep. Frank Garner) who told the Koch Bros. where to go, and they’re now trying to get him voted out of office. At a recent meeting, the Koch representatives were literally booed off the stage.
“The Flathead Beacon reports (http://bit.ly/1ID3kK5) the AFP presentation was frequently derailed by laughter, booing and shouts from the crowd. AFP State Director Zach Lahn said the “message had been received” about the group’s tactics targeting specific lawmakers.
AFP-Montana is a branch of the conservative organization founded by billionaire brothers David and Charles Koch.”
2Get a life!
3I think this is a way for this guy to meet women. Have cops arrest them and he can interrogate them.
4Throughout history there have been laws proscribing various kinds and/or colors of clothing (purple for royals only, for example). The result has generally been that people wear a lot more of that type of clothing.
5I suppose his head would explode if he went to a beach in Miami.
6Well now they will be calling them the “modesty patrol” instead of the police. Just like they have in the middle east. Funny how republicans don’t want Sharia Law here but they sure are trying hard to bring their own form of Sharia Law. Goodness no wonder nothing is getting done in this country. These republicans across the country don’t want to help the working people. They want to impose their religious beliefs on everyone. Wake up people start voting for people that want a separation of church and state. I lived in Montana many years ago and if you are going to make laws about dress codes then maybe they should do something about the tight blue jeans the men wear. Republicans love to control what goes on in your bedroom and what you wear. We must fight back this crazy law and politicans.
7Yes, because leaving police with discretion as to how to enforce the law, well, that’s never gone astray, has it?
It’s really the only way to keep women in line, though. Everybody knows we are out there all of the time, just trying to tempt men and pull them off the path.
Men like David Moore.
8While he’s at it, he should amend his bill to prohibit these on vehicles in Montana.
http://www.yournutz.com
9NIPPLEnippleNIPPLEnippleNIPPLEnippleNIPPLEnippleNIPPLnippNIPniNNNnnnnnn…ahhhh! that’s better. have you got a cigarette?
10This sounds like the kind of dress code legislation a high school boy on student council would introduce, to get on the principals good side.
11As my grammy used to say, “If you don’t like the looks of it, don’t look at it.”
12He apparently has a sex hangup.
13He would make a great isLame male, why not move to Iran???
14I’m gonna try to post this page from Aussiebum to him!
https://www.facebook.com/aussiebum/photos/a.187348847777.124444.78438037777/10152828976947778/?type=1
15“When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.” Apparently outlaws will also have Speedos and yoga pants. The mind boggles.
How is that so much of this guy’s brain has been removed, possibly by space aliens, and his still able to talk?
16AFM, don’t kid yourself–there’s no “religious beliefs” here, unless “anything I like is part of my religion and anything I don’t like, isn’t.” These are just jerks who want to make the world conform to their peeves.
17That’s anti-a-Merkin! I can’t believe he muffed this so badly! If I were a lawyer, I’d fight this pro bono pubica. What a tool! What does he expect folks to do, Yoga Bare in Yellowstone? Republicans in genital tend to be asses, butt this guy in particular is a boob. He may not have crystal balls, but he sure has brass!
18Ever notice how these busybody prudes invariably appear to be individuals who probably haven’t enjoyed conjugal relations in an awfully long time?
19Okay, I’m just guessing here, but it’s possible that this boy doesn’t want to see anything remotely female and suggestive because he thinks girls are icky, and that he doesn’t want to see anything remotely male and suggestive because it’s just too exciting in public.
Seriously, he wants guys at a public pool to wear shirts? The swimming season in Montana may be fairly short, but get real, boy.
Surely Montana has some actual problems that you might be spending your time trying to solve, instead of regulating people’s clothing when nobody but you cares.
20Oldymoldy gets the prize!
21Oh yes, get big government off our backs and into our closets and drawers. (pun intended) Another republican’t goes dumpster diving.
This is Sharia law just with a different name and holy book.
22I just saw where the Montana lege tabled the “law” with a loud snicker. Good for them.
23Charlie A, I agree with you.
Moore said he wouldn’t have a problem with people being arrested for wearing provocative clothing but that he’d trust law enforcement officials to use their discretion.
Yeah, the police are the last group of people we want using their discretion when dealing with scantily dressed women. With everyone the police have been pushing around the last few years, can you imagine the complaints filed when they start man-handling women based on their lack of clothing.
24Police can’t even use their discretion when or when not to use physical force to control a situation. Could they control their Adrenaline or hormones, before they whip out their …..
Fun column on this from the WashPost:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/02/12/absurd-things-that-almost-happened-montanas-yoga-pants-ban/?tid=pm_pop
“This idea is a real star, in the sense that stars are giant balls of hot gas that I do not want in my general vicinity….
“We all had a good giggle. But as long as the idea persists that women must be responsible not just for their own attire but for men’s thoughts, it’s not nearly as unbelievable as it should be.”
25Lovely comment on the WashPost column:
“Ladies, you are responsible for my thoughts, and at my advanced age, I applaud all of you.”
I knew a dear gentleman of a certain age who would have said that too.
26daChipster, you said it all, except maybe the part about sandals and bare toes bear baiting David.
27I wonder just how long and hard he had to think before he came up with this flotsam! Montana is excellent hunting and winter sport country. But apparently this guy hasn’t much energy. What a twit!!!!
28Thank you Maryelle,
29“Oldymoldy gets the prize!”
I was just reading through these post laughing at myself and thinking about how clever I am. I’m glad to see someone else agrees with me.
Seriously though, I guess I should just admit that I have a bit of a nipple fetish. It made me pretty mad back during the Janet Jackson NipSlip saga that I could’t see a thing. I’m thinking’ that Janet’s ah… stuff looks pretty good uncovered.
why would anyone WANT to wear clothing that simulated all that? I just remembered, it’s winter in Montana and they probably are having serious cabin fever.
30Apparently this story is a hoax.
http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist
I think the technical term for this is a Poe…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Basically, at this point nothing is so crazy as to be unbelievable when it comes to conservatives.
31leg.mt.gov/bills/2015/billpdf/HB0365.pdf
32humpf! well that spoils everything.
33Well shoot, who can tell any more? The GOP is like a hot fudge sundae: all the nuts are right out there on the top.
34“nipple exposure, including men’s” Does that mean I’ll have to wear a bra to swim in Montana?
35It just occurred to me that this sounds a lot like Sharia law.
36I’m gonna send this turd of misery a picture of my nipples. Each & every day. Then he’ll be sorry!
37Frankly, I don’t know why this guy should just stop with people …
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/animals-celebrating-no-pants-day#.ajqpPwkxb
http://www.smallanimaldecency.com
38Herezaguy who applied to be an unpaid assistant to the new Independent governor of Alaska,but was turned down for some unknown reason(must have been the Speedos or the woman grabbing his junk or,hell,maybe all the above.)
http://www.themudflats.net/archives/45637
Caution-these pics could cause breathlessness for all the wrong reasons and severe heaving reactions. You have been warned. Mostly safe for work,Mama. 🙂
39What a maroon. Seriously, buster, you want to kill the tourism Montana has got fussing at people about nipples? And backsides? And the color of their clothes?
Here’s the thing about nipples. When they want to stick out, they do. You can put a bra over ’em and they’ll show through. You can put long johns and a flannel shirt over the bra, and some of ’em will show through. (Have a story about this, but knowing the ways of the internet, I’m not outing the person or the situation.) Montana has some chilly weather, during which nipples (male and female) do tend to stick out more.
And…only people who think the human body is one dirty cesspool give a flip if someone’s nipples make that little point in their clothes. Normal people know it’s natural for nipples to stick out sometimes, under the same clothes where they don’t stick out sometimes. Normal people don’t care, because they have something else to think about, like their own business.
I suggest someone fits this bozo with “modesty glasses” that make it impossible for him to see any body part he’s convinced is dirty. If this means he has to navigate with a white cane…fine with me.
40This is my favorite link from this comment section: http://www.smallanimaldecency.com
I wish I had never clicked on the link you provided, epo. Now I’ll have nightmares of a fat, hairy Alaskan body in a speedo. Nope, last name is not Palin.
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