February 12, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
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What the heck is that thing on his neck?
1Glad Alabama is surviving so far. However the suspicious behavior of the squirrels is worrisome. Those squirrels could migrate to Texas and then where would we be.
2So glad I watched that.
3Need a closer look at that brush pile. Prolly where he hides his still for making untaxed corn squeezins he don’t tell the revenooers about.
Speaking about questionable behavior,humans were never born with video equipment to make fools of themselves. That behavior evolved over the years,unlike wingnuts.
4As Jon Stewart would say: “Aladamnbama is Brownbacking.”
5I love it! Finally somebody from the redneck community points out to his kindred that freedom to marry is *not* going to disrupt their lives! Thank heaven!
6Thank You….. Redneck News…
I think.
7What do you know? An Alabamaniac with a sense of humor. Love it!
8Redneck News and J.T. Attaway, thanks for the update.
9I so hope he’s being sarcastic, which I think he is. Nope, no plagues of homosexuals doing homosexual things, like going to the bank, fixing dinner, buying furniture, all that kinda stuff.
10I think that’s a scorpion tattoo on his neck.
Anyway, super kudos to this guy for being really cool.
11Sorry to hear that, J.T.
Give us your address and a couple of homosexual newlyweds will fly right over to parachute onto your brush pile!
12Maybe it’s just me, but Attaway needs to clean up his property a bit. There may not be any “homosexuals doing homosexual things”, but that brush pile and shed are ripe for pyromaniacs doing pyromaniac things, a far more troubling situation.
13Clean up your act J.T.
You brilliant, beautiful guy! Mmmmmwah!
14Alright, J.T.!! Proof positive that nothing has changed! I often was comforted by that thought when all the fundies were predicting the end of the world a couple of years ago.
15That was the most sensible news out of Aladamnbama in many a day. Well done, Mr. Attaway!
16And the sky didn’t fall or rain down fire when Virginia vs Loving gave blacks and whites the right to marry each other in all US states either.
Though I did speak with a black man who said he’d married a white woman not long after that decision. Whenever they went somewhere new, his wife would say, “Okay, when are we going to meet the village idiot…?”
17Love it:)
18You’d be in Bastrop, Barabara.
19Wasn’t there a county song by Johnny Lee years back, something like:
“I was lookin’ for gays in all the wrong places
20Lookin’ for gays in unlikely spaces…
Gwweeeep?
21That was so funny! I didn’t know where he was going with that, and given my initial impression of the guy, he sure surprised me in a nice way.
22Good for him and good for Alabama!
23Darn, I had predicted that plagues of homosexuals would fall from the sky.
Glad I didn’t bet too heavily on it.
24Ralph, the song is “It’s Raining Men.” Doesn’t specify their sexual orientation, though the (straight) women singing the song are going to be pretty disappointed if your prediction comes true.
25It’s the Weather Girls disco hit! You’ll love the video. Lots of men in speedos. You’ll also notice something special about the Girls. (ahem)
The Weather Girls – It’s Raining Men: http://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
26Of course there aren’t any homosexuals there doing homosexual things. That place is a DISASTER. It’d take several hours just to clean up and redecorate. Brush piles, junk piles, tool shed? C’mon. Does he actually KNOW any gay guys?
27Toward the end, I thought it was going to start laughing, but he made it through. Not what I was expecting.
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