December 24, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Merry Christmas Eve, Susan, John and your whole dang family!! May it be the merriest of days and then there is tomorrow:
MERRY CHRISTMAS and I’ll be seeing you in the New Year and all the kookiness that brings!
Hugs from Colorado!!
1My eyes! My eyes! They suffer in pain. Must look away…. but oh the humanity!
2Santa with big ol’ Texas hair! Merry Merry Merry Cristmas, y’all! Yeehaw!
3Merry Christmas to Juanita Jean, Thelma and all the rest of the denizens of TWMDBS. Hope everybody has a safe holiday.
4That is some big Texas-style hairdo on Santa. Bet the Mrs. is jealous.
5Merry Christmas to Juanita Jean, Bubba, Momma and the whole tree-hugging, bleeding-heart liberal family and salon clientele.
Y’all are TOO MUCH!! (D but then, I think it was Mae West who said,
“Too much of a good thing is alMOST enough!”
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays of all sorts to everyone who comes here; whatever you are celebrating, I sure hope it is fun!
PS: Is there room under your tree for anything not addressed to Ben? 😉 babies are so much fun, send pictures!
6To all the regular customers, the incomparable ownership and staff of this establishment, and You – I raise a cup of coffee in your honor and thank you for all the wisdom I have been gifted with this year care of this site. Looking forward to 2015 with you all as witnesses! Merry Christmas from Oregon!!
7Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays, everybody! Thank you, Juanita Jean and Co., for keeping us up with the goings-on, political and otherwise, in the great state of Texas. 2015 should be a banner year.
8You look marvelous, Nick!
9Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas to everyone here – and JJ, I love the Christmas headband in Santa’s Texas bouffant ‘do!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays with those you love and cherish. May everyone have the best time ever!
10Season’s Greetings to the best “professional political organization” in all of Texas and everyone commenting from all four corners of the globe! May all of your wishes come true in 2015.
Governor Perry sends you a special message: May you have peace, prosperity and …… oops …. Molotov, I’m sure the third thing is Molotov. (thanking Scott Walker for the heads up on the 3rd thing)
11Season’s Greeting’s to all!
12Fred Farklestone
Perhaps this is what Rick meant (I believe these are part of his preparation for public speaking and/or policy planning)
Molotov Cocktail
Drink Type: Cocktail
Ingredients
1 quart(s) Vanilla Ice Cream
2 cup(s) Coffee
1 quart(s) Vodka
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
Instructions
Blend first three ingredients and pour into a coffee mug. For each serving add the Bacardi 151 Proof rum. Garnish with cinnamon or nutmeg.
(Source: Bar None Drinks – http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/m/molotov-cocktail-3402.html)
13Merry Christmas to all!
14Poor Bubba. I’m afraid to see what John did to Truman.
Merry Christmas, Y’all. Let’s hope 2015 brings us all good health.
And a new cattle prod for use on our greedy CongressCritters.
15Santa, shake your head, darlin’! You look divine! But why shouldn’t you! Them highfalutin’ Hollywood salons can’t hold a candle to Ms. Juanita Jean and her posse!
Feliz Navidad, y’all!
16Dang, I didn’t know Santa was from Baltimore– he looks like a real hon.
RepubAnon, I give 151 rum to a former-Navy friend. It’s the only bottle of booze I’ve seen with a warning label that it’s flammable.
Happy holidays to everyone, whether Solstice, Kwanzaa, Christmas, or Hannu… Chan… Hanukk… Jewish Christmas!
17Safe, peaceful and happy holidays to us all!
18Woowoo! Santa sure is lucky he found JUANITA JEAN’S, THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS BEAUTY SALON. They ain’t hardly no place quite like it on earth, I betcha. Hohohoho……
19Merry Christmas from all us “pinkos” over in East Texas. It gets bad sometimes being in such a small minority, but at least we have Louie “Goober” Gohmert representing everyone’s interests. Yea, sure!
20Marge Wood, Happy Holidays! Santa left a little seasonal gift for you and all the wonderful World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., folks in the Marco Rubio religious confusion discussion. Santa apologizes to Donner and Blitzen.
21Merry Whatever to Everyone!
22Happy Holidays, Susan and Family. Wishing everyone here a joyous New Year. Love Santa’s ‘do. I bet he has a 10 plus gallon hat to go with it, him being in Texas and all..
23Merry Christmas to you & Bubba
SMU ’84
24Happy Holidays everyone.
25I made my partner look at the site with me tonight, because I knew it would be good! He burst out laughing and so did I.
For those who are following, he passed! There will be MD after his name come spring! For he passed his exams and was notified today! Hurrah! Things are joyful around here today!
I encourage anyone who hits midlife to do something different, there are 40-50 more years ahead for him, and he can keep doing his new job far into that future. What an adventure! Hurrah!
Service was wonderful, as usual (hot wax notwithstanding)
🙂
26@RepubAnon
27You sure that’s not the recipe for home made C4 from the Anarchist’s Cookbook?
Wishing you all a great 2015 and thanks to TWMDBS for creating this thoughtful and civilized corner of the internet tubes.
28Merry Christmas. Thanks for all the fun you bring to politics and other stuff. Your Santa brought me much cheer.
29Merry Christmas, celebrants. Merry Mithrasmas, everyone else. Elise, that’s such terrific news! Congratulations to your partner. Love, health, and peace, y’all.
30Wahoo! It sure looks like Christmas around here. I’m thinking about sticking a white cotton mustache onto my face; what do y’all think? It might fall in the gravy, though. Been polishing silver, giving silver baby mugs to the grown kids. I mean THEIR silver cups. I got a dilemma: we have two old mugs, one where the date goes back to Civil War times. How can I give it to someone fairly?
31Now this is interesting. When Christmas is nice and safely and civilly over, I might just sit and read this article and glow. Happily, not nuclearly. This was on CleanTech, and I’ll attach it to my FB page which is, strangely, Marge Wood (the one who went to Abilene Christian). And if you want to fall over laughing, find the one about the twelve days of Christmas.
Canadian Pension Funds To Invest In Renewables To The Tune Of $2 Billion
32Merry Christmas to all from me and DaMrs. As much as he tries to convince folks otherwise to triple up on gifts, today is NOT the birthday of my cousin, Jesus Hachecristo. But he and Uncle Jimmy Barstool and the rest of la familia Hachecristo send warm season’s greetings to all!
Bless all of you! You’be been great friends to sit around the salon and yack with. And thank you, Susan, for giving us the place where we all meet, and for giving me the opportunity to rant, rave and write.
In closing, I’ll do what every good writer does best… Steal from great writers! As Bilbo Baggins said on the occasion of HIS birthday: “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Don’t work too hard on it; it’s a good thing.
33Y’all over at the Hachecristo carryings on try not to drink too much. Just run around the block. And keep the pocket knives put away. Just saying. I found my daddy’s old pocket knife. It is TINY with the blade honed down to the size of a huge needle. You think I oughta give it to our oldest grandson?
34Well, I din’t say you couldn’t have an eggnog or two. If you’re like my grandma, she used to stash the booze in the kitchen cupboard and all the rest of us women folks just kind of pretended we didn’t know what was going on.
35Irish whiskey, the more obscure the better.
Merry Christmas, to you and yours!
36Well, daChipster and extended Hachecristo clan, did y’all have a truly memorable day? I can hardly wait to hear all about it.
37Warm congratulations once removed to your partner Elise! What an incredible amount of work that must have been! Best wishes for a rosy future!! Shalom!
38Elise, what all did y’all do to celebrate? We all feel like our favorite nephew is the family doctor now. We’ll probably all have questions about our corns and our headaches that you can relay to him now.
39And daChipster, I guess you’re sleeping in this morning, you and the rest of the Hachecristos.
Gave the tiny pocket knife from my daddy to our 15 yr old grandson. He said, “What if I lose it?” Bless his heart.