Okay, so there’s this goofy lookin’ guy who went on Fox News. You gotta believe what he says because Steve Doocy proclaimed that his “sources are impeccable.”

His name is Ed Klein and he writes books.  True books with impeccable sources.  Doocy says so.

Here’s some of his claims at his latest visit to Fox.

— the Obamas had separate bedrooms on Martha’s vineyard, that the president smoked in bed, and that he ate Murdick’s Fudge in bed.

— Bill Clinton smiled when he was diagnosed with a “progressive” heart condition because the term sounded liberal.

— that Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, and she was raped by then-Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton when they conceived their daughter Chelsea.

— that if he died of a heart condition, Bill told Hillary ‘Hillary, you should put on widow’s weeds, dress in black, and it would be worth a couple of million votes.’

And that last one has to be true because Elisabeth Hasselbeck says that sounds like Bill Clinton.

Okay, slap yourself back into reality.

Thanks to Marge for the head up.