Somebody Goosed Louie
Louie Gohmert is getting damn tired, damn tired I tell you, of John Boehner criticizing the Tea Party.
Louie has a wedgie over immigration reform. He don’t like them brown people. They talk that moon-man language and take high paying cushy jobs that real Americans want to do. So, Louie took to Fox News and used lofty and esoteric language to argue his side of the Let’s Hate Mexicans issue.
Claiming Boehner wants Republicans to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in November, Gohmert went on to call the Speaker “Tammy Faye Boehner”. He then went on a rant slamming Boehner for being weak on securing the border and threatening to remove the Speaker’s gavel from Boehner’s hand forever. He extended that threat to any other Republican who dared to vote for any immigration reform.
Yeah, because Louie Gohmert is just one threat away from getting a statue of himself standing in front of Abraham Lincoln. He’s also just one Fox News appearance away from telling fart jokes on teevee.
Thanks to Steve for the heads up.
Hide the ‘terror babies’ in the asparagus patch. Quick!
I sense ‘aspersions’ headed Looney’s direction.
1Loopy Louie, don’t ya know? For us to miss you, you have to go away.
Poor Louie, Flux Nut Noise is the best he can do. Bet that Cliven welfare rancher frosted his chaps taking all of that attention away from Louie this week.
Hey Louie, ask nice and maybe when Stephen Colbert takes over from Dave, he’ll invite you to be a pinata for a night.
Understandably immigration reform confuses you, Louie. No one expects this do nothing Congress to appreciate the meaning of undocumented worker. Work, Louis, these workers work and contribute to our economy. You?
2I don’t think Louieee could tell a fart joke without tripping over the punch line.
3Actually, “Tammy Faye Boehner” is pretty funny. Someone must’ve been coaching him, he’s not smart enough to think that up himself.
4Actually, the Tammy Faye slam was pretty funny, given how Boehner will cry at the drop of the hat. I wonder who thought that one up?
5LOL … he had the balls to call John Boehner “Tammy Faye Boehner” … OMG … that is hilarious!!
@Eykis … the aspersions are commencing to fly!! Louie is just so damned pitiful and if he starts telling fart jokes I’ll have to miss them since I won’t tune in Faux Snooze!! Maybe JJ or someone else could post his attempt at being funny on here. The only thing funny about Loopy Louie is his face and he is downright funny looking!!
6Somebody put too much starch in Louie The Louse’s underwear again?
7Cheryl, we can be completely confident that it wasn’t Loopy Louie who coined the phrase. There is a correlation between humor and intelligence that leaves Louie out of any funny.
Same correlation between humor and intelligence leaves out the Flux Nut Noise fluffers. Perhaps that voice inside Louie’s head was Eric Cantor? Every time Boehner and Cantor appear in the same photo op, images of Caesar and Brute. Cantor is sharp, shrewd and oh so excrement, that he is the likely suspect for using the Loopy tool.
8This is unrelated to Loopie Louie, but it’s terrific: the story of a REAL western rancher and cattleman, not a fake like Bundy:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/04/16/1292565/-An-Idahoan-shows-Bundy-what-a-real-Western-rancher-is?
9Lofty and esoteric language? I love that descriptive phrase being applied to Louie. Bless his heart.
10Translation, Marge Wood. In terms of Louie, lofty = airhead, while esoteric means, “off the rails.” Wait until Boehner taps his Chianti, the twitters will fly.
But hey, after all the arguments between dumb and dumber as to who was dumbest, it’s a change of pace, albeit minor, to have the contest between the dumb and the drunk.
2014, please bring back Speaker Pelosi. These brats need their Mama.
11When Boehner starts wearing black mascara for his crying jags, the comparison will be complete.
12How wonderful that the Repugs are calling each other names. Saves us the trouble.
How much Cliven was Gommy born with or is it an acquired talent?
13It would be nice to see Boehner lose his reelection campaign. But as a consolation prize, if he wins, Louie will be apoplectic. Either way, those of us who depend on the Republican Pary to provide our daily comic relief will not be disappointed.
14Ralph Wiggam, let’s get out the vote. Would come to Texas to buy a round for all The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. and their fans, if the GOP was voted out of office and thus off C-SPAN. Let the GOP have a cry in their towels fest on Flux, which if there is any justice will be minus Sean Scammitty/Hammitty the not beef of bad sandwich news.
Is Sean more racist than Cliven, that’s a toss up. Seated on a horse, google the pictures. Sean is a bigger horse’s butt than the horse he rode or Cliven.
Apologies, Loopy Louie, as big a clown as you might be, there are bigger clowns this news cycle. You are the forgotten man on Flux. Grant Juanita Jean an exclusive and maybe you can receive all the air time needed to burst your bubble. Sit, stay, come here boy, we’ll play with you.
15Did y’all hear that?! If we get all the GOPers out of office in Texas, PKM is coming to see us! I’ll start polishing the silver now. Oh wait. You mean ALL of them? Cain’t we jist git rid of the ones who spend their days at the Capitol?
16OMG, not just a tantrum, but a cheesy tantrum! Thats all he can do. Shows ya just how weak he is.
17Marge Wood, out with all of the nuts would be an unreasonable standard. If you can pick off Louie, Steve and another of your choice, while electing Wendy Davis and Leticia Van de Putte, my wife and I promise to come to celebrate with you. My wife Jane insists and even allows I can do my karaoke interpretation of Jim Carrey’s, Cold Dead Hand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY
Jane is doing her best to invite Jim Carrey and Howard Dean to support Blue Texas in the midst of her efforts to turn down NV crazy.
Nevada and Texas, pals in wanting sane BLUE government.
18I can’t vote against Louie and Steve, but I sure am going rah rah and giving money for Wendy and Leticia. Y’all hear PKM? He and his wife are gonna come to Texas and help us throw a party when Wendy and Leticia win! Y’all keep pestering the STATESMAN. Did I tell you about my friend who, in an AAS survey where they asked how they could improve it, she said QUIT TALKING ABOUT REPUBLICANS ALL THE TIME. or something like that. I did? Well, y’all can do that too!
19I bin thankin’. PKM, does it count if we get a Democrat elected to office against a GOP candidate? We all really want to see you do your impersonation of Jim Carrey. One teensy problem: where is this destination party gonna happen? or is it going to be one of those Skype things with everyone online at the same time like that global choir or something? Juanita Jean, you and Miss Thelma need to get an upgrade for your beauty salon. We want pitchers! We want faces and live talk and all that! Lessee (muttering and wandering around) we each just need to get one of those little dinky camera things on the computer and….and my tech. expertise just ran out.
20The following headline was on Dennis Miller’s blog in 2011
“Soup of the Day January 6, 2011
21Tammy Faye Boehner, At It Again
Tammy Faye Boehner, At It Again
The new Speaker has got to pull it together! The first time he cried, a little awkward. The second, concerning. The third, we’re scared.”
I have some aspersion ready to cut and eat and I don’t want to find anything out of the ordinary in my aspersion patch. Wingnuts met a week ago with a George Soros funded group trying to figure out how to get rid of teabaggers. John McClame met Soros overseas last week. Soros isn’t just a Lib backer.
22Litlhorn, can anybody remember when we actually had a Speaker of the House with some power? Back in those days, who do you think was the best Speaker? Right now what is putting dents in the Boehner is that the Speaker lost his power over earmarks, something his own party voted out of the budget. How bout that! They keep on doin’ stuff to their ownselves, cry ouch, holler and whine, and can’t figure it out!
23If folks are weeping and wailing and blowing their asstd. noses on the phone to legislators’ offices every day, it’s hard to make rational discussions.
24Uh Tip O’Neill – a Great American Statesman
25Louie and 50 or so other tea party types want to vote Boehner out as Speaker if the GOP retains control of the House. The trouble is that they can deny Boehner the speakership but they lack the votes to elect a new speaker. The bottom line is that the GOP and Louie are stuck with Boehner unless they can convince the sane portion of the GOP to vote for a tea party type as speaker. I do not see this happening.
Louie is frustrated and Louie does not deal with frustration well.
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