Oh My, What a Small Man in Such a Big Body
Ya know, Bill O’Reilly just ain’t my idea of a fine man.
I had a friend who was all of 5’4″ inches fully stretched out. When he passed to that great baseball game in the sky, the preacher said, “Only God could put such a big man in such a small body.” It was true.
Bill O’Reilly’s preacher will have to say the exact opposite.
So, his latest is that he doesn’t mind the haters. And I guess that’s true because his mirror is full of them. But the reason he doesn’t mind the haters is …
“The O’Reilly haters are pretty much the people that have no idea what I do. And I like that — I mean, I don’t have any problem with people disliking me, and I’ll tell you why. I’m not comparing myself, but who was the most hated person in Judea 2,000 years ago?”
Well, I thank Bill for adding the not comparing himself part because it sure sounds like he’s comparing himself. It’s kinda like the “I’m not a racist, but …” thing.
So, let play it this way: the more Bill O’Reilly hates on Barack Obama, the more Barak Obama becomes like … oh, I dunno … like Jesus?
Bill O’Reilly is such a small man in such a big body that it’s a wonder that he doesn’t rattle when he walks around.
I’m pretty sure the guy he’s talking about was called either “Herod” or “Pontius Pilate” and the guy who headed up the Sanhedrin wasn’t universally popular according to what I understand. Most of the people at that time didn’t have the slightest clue about Jesus, and many of them thought he was just another itinerant crackpot.
Bill O’Reilly is a loudmouthed, ignorant, sedentary crackpot.
1Orally certainly has jesus’ demeanor,smirk and philosophy towards other people down pat. I’m not comparing myself to jesus,but I encourage my faithful flock to do so and find me fully equal to him. Besides,i’m taller and white and wealthy and……
2Aggieland liz: Good on you! You read your Bible!!
Now my bet for the most hated person would’ve been Caesar, or the local tax collector. But if BillO was around 2,000 years ago, well….. he’d be in the top 5 for sure!
3Hey, but his ego is big enough to fill up a large, western state.
And his ignorance is more universal than hydrogen.
So I’m sure that makes up for it.
4@AlL: Second the “loudmouthed, ignorant, sedentary crackpot”
5Damn, Marist College must be so freakin’ proud of this alum! He sure did pay attention to all their philosophy on loving and stuff like helping the poor, etc. And those books he’s been writing, the one about Jesus, must have their sox on fire!
6Pass. Too soon to say anything nice about the Gohmert Warrior.
7You should treat Bill O’Really the same way you treated Fred Phelps. Ignore him. Shun him.
8Anyone know where I can get a WWBO’RD bumper sticker? Oh wait, he already said we have no idea what he does.
9The only good thing about O’Reilly is that he makes such a great target for Jon Stewart.
His mouth’s in the top 10 for duct taping.
10Rick there are places that would make a WWBO’RD bumper sticker for you, or I’ll send you one for free. “Water Board Bill-O” or WTR BRD Bll-O
11The most hated person in Judea 2000 years ago was Pontius Pilate.
12Well Holy Gomertz, Corinne Sabo, we lucky folks today have so many choices. We can select from 3 generations of Bush war criminals, their cronies or (ya gotta love me Texas) the fluffers like Bill-O and his ilk.
13‘”His mouth’s in the top 10 for duct taping.”
I’m afraid that I would get too, “into the spirit” of the thing and duct tape his whole frikkin’ head.
14@democommie, just the mouth and nose would be enough. I doubt he can breathe through his ears.
15Is it just my imagination or is O’Reilly acting more like the Wizard of Oz every day? And that curtain is slipping.
16Like a loofa, he’s mostly air.
17(One of his nicknames is Mr. Loofa, he wrote/spoke about one; got hisself in a lot of hot water and a sexual harassment lawsuit, IIRC.)
Rhea, why would you opine that Billo could not breathe through his ears ? I suspect there is nothing in his cranium to stop it.
18BO’R (pronounced bore, natch) had a short-lived TV show on Fox network. I barely remember it, except for his attack on vegans. Who did he bully? Clueless airheaded Pamela Anderson, who was not equipped to defend herself. She was a deer in the headlights.
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