Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery, a Clinton appointee, is famous in Texas for writing the best damn opinions in Texas.  They are smart and entertaining.

He’s done it again.

The legal issue was the clubs’ request for a preliminary injunction that would block enforcement of a city ordinance. That ordinance requires that exotic dancers in certain establishments wear bikini tops instead of pasties.

In what he called The Case of the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini Top v. the (More) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pastie, Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery denied the clubs’ request. In doing so, he certainly had some fun writing his opinion.

And please don’t forget to read the footnotes.  They may be the best part of this amazing legal document.

Fred Biery has caught our attention before now.  There’s here.  And here.

He makes me so proud to be a Texan.  And even a little proud f having married a lawyer and given birth to one.