And They’re Off …..
If you don’t live in Texas, you’re fixing to miss a race between the two nastiest men in Texas. You could not clean up either of these two guys with a gallon of bleach and a Brillo pad.
Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is taking on Governor Rick Perry for the right to be the Republican nominee for Governor, which is gonna make it a whole lot easier for a Democrat to win.
I expect the first shot across the bow will go something like this: “Sure, Rick Perry may have shot a coyote on his morning run. I, on the other hand, shoot actual people.”
You would think that there would be a brick wall on the far, far right that these guys eventually would have to run into. If so, you would think wrong. These two guys are gonna be exploring worlds so far right that Glen Beck would be considered sane. I am certain that it will involve a clubbing baby seal contest and who can produce the most gas to pass to foul the air the most. And a contest on which one can personally engrave the Ten Commandments on solid concrete the fastest will result in some scraped fingers and horrible wall art.
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Hug or Headlock? This ain't gonna be pretty.
By the way, Greg Abbott is getting all prissy over on Facebook. He’s even got an ad.
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There will be blood.
Thanks to Kellye for the heads up.
Followed your link and checked Abbott’s Facebook page, JJ. Another day … another demagogue. With Perry, it’ll be a clash of the demagogues. I’ll buy a super sized box of popcorn and then settle in to watch. Extra butter, please.
1Wayne Slater of the Dallas Morning News takes Gregg to task on his subject/predicate agreement….
‘His ad doubtless will get high marks from the NRA, but it would get an F in English class. There’s a subject-verb problem in the second sentence. It should read…”Neither of which is taught in schools.” ‘
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2013/03/greg-abbott-political-ad-teach-guns-and-the-religion-but-how-about-grammar.html/
2Good grief. Join BATTLEGROUND TEXAS right now. NOW. They’ll come make speeches for groups for free too.
News for battleground texas. BATTLEGROUND TEXAS’ goal is to get more minorities registered to vote. OFA works more with policy issues. It will take EVERY WARM BODY doing something to help. Yeah BT. Hey, BT is also a worm killer (bacillus thuringiensis or something like that). I like that connection.
KENS 5 TV
TexMessage: Battleground Texas sits down to interview with fake conservative host Stephen Colbert
Houston Chronicle (blog) - 2 days ago
3TexMessage: Battleground Texas sits down to interview with fake conservative host Stephen Colbert.
Sadly the use of guns has been graphically taught in schools. We are just not very good at learning the lesson.
4I’ve quit laughing at those guys’ antics…now, they are beginning to scare me!
5Gee, the love fest did not last long
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2013/01/rick-perry-says-attorney-general-greg-abbott-wont-run-against-him-for-governor.html/
6Wanna shock? Peruse Abbott’s Facebook stuff.
7I find it hard to believe these guys haven’t fallen off their flat earth yet.
8“CLASH OF THE DEMAGOGUES” sounds like a good movie title & I love popcorn!
9A gun next to a Bible? That’s just flat-out offensive. To paraphrase: “What would Jesus say?”
10Dinah, I’ve also seen “Who would Jesus shoot?” The yahoos who haven’t read the verse where he tells Peter to put his sword away would have some kind of answer that I don’t want to hear.
11“Neither of which are taught in schools.” Nor should they be. Really, it’s right there in the Constitution. And he’s the Attorney General, yet. My, oh my, oh my.
12Grammar impaired and thinking impaired. Yep, that’s the tea party.
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