If you don’t live in Texas, you’re fixing to miss a race between the two nastiest men in Texas.  You could not clean up either of these two guys with a gallon of bleach and a Brillo pad.

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is taking on Governor Rick Perry for the right to be the Republican nominee for Governor, which is gonna make it a whole lot easier for a Democrat to win.

I expect the first shot across the bow will go something like this:  “Sure, Rick Perry may have shot a coyote on his morning run.  I, on the other hand, shoot actual people.”

You would think that there would be a brick wall on the far, far right that these guys eventually would have to run into.  If so, you would think wrong.  These two guys are gonna be exploring worlds so far right that Glen Beck would be considered sane.  I am certain that it will involve a clubbing baby seal contest and who can produce the most gas to pass to foul the air the most. And a contest on which one can personally engrave the Ten Commandments on solid concrete the fastest will result in some scraped fingers and horrible wall art.

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Hug or Headlock? This ain't gonna be pretty.

By the way, Greg Abbott is getting all prissy over on Facebook.  He’s even got an ad.

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There will be blood.

Thanks to Kellye for the heads up.