So Mitt Romney is freekin’ sorry.

How many men do you know who can strut through an apology without ever actually looking sorry.   Whatever number that is, add one more, which probably brings your count up to …. oh, I dunno, one?

I have to hand him this:  he is multi-talented.  He can talk and piss me off at the time.

Good Lord, the man can even flip flop on being wrong.

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has described his disparaging remarks about the 47 percent of Americans who don’t pay federal income taxes as “not elegantly stated.” Now he’s calling them “just completely wrong.”

First it was inelegant, now it’s wrong, tomorrow it will be a slip of the tongue and by Monday he’ll be claiming, “I never made that statement.”

In the pinball game of truth, his flippers are a little farther apart than most people.

But, here’s the kick in your groin —

He added: “And I absolutely believe, however, that my life has shown that I care about 100 percent and that’s been demonstrated throughout my life. And this whole campaign is about the 100 percent.”

When would that have been, Mitt?  When you were firing people?  When you held a kid down and cut his hair?  When you shipped your money off shore to avoid paying taxes for the roads we all use?  When you didn’t even know what the Lilly Ledbetter Act was?

Honey, I will go surfing in Nebraska the day you can ever show that you care about, or even understand, 100% of America.

Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.