He Lies Just To Stay in Practice

September 01, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Paul Ryan is a stinker. A fibbing stinker.

Now he’s become Rosie Ruiz with a strange haircut.

Ryan’s claim of an under three hour marathon turned out to be a honkin’ lie.

Turns out that Ryan’s three hour marathon turned out to be over four hours and was called The Grannies Marathon. And it was 20 years ago. He hasn’t run since then. Except, for course, for now – when the truth his chasing his butt.

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