Y’all, there is a serious problem in America that is being reported but no cure seems to be coming forward.  Look down over these posts.  Old white men are losing their damn minds and Sarah McLachlan hasn’t even recorded a public service announcement about it.

Are the zombies here and starting with Republican congressmen?  The old white ones?  I think so.

Meet Steve King of Iowa.  Listen up as he speaks fluent Freaky Diatribe.

Bless his disturbed heart, he was trying to defend dog fighting because there’s a real vacuum of leadership in the pro-dog fighting caucus.  You know, what with Michael Vick screwing it up for dog fighting connoisseurs.

Once he realizes how bad it sounds to defend dog fighting, he explains.

In explaining himself, King argues that animals have more rights than fetuses, and suggests that liberals have so devalued life, that a man can rape a young girl, kidnap her, force her to undergo an abortion across state lines, and then “drop her off at the swingset….and that’s not against the law in the United States of America.”

Now, I have to be honest here and tell you that I am not well-read on the law in Iowa.  Actually, Iowa law has never even come up in any conversation I have ever had in my entire life, so I’ll not hold myself out as an expert and will defer to their congressman’s knowledge of law in Iowa.

However, I am pretty sure that rape, kidnapping, forcing young girls across state lines, forcing abortion, and even swingset dropping is illegal.

However, if that stuff were legal, I would have to concur with the congressman and say that dog fighting isn’t too bad.  You know, on the whole cosmic universal karma thing.

Meanwhile, I would keep your daughter away from Republican Congressman Steve King of Iowa because it looks like he’s been making plans for her.

Thanks to Robert for the heads-up.