July 27, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Who is going to publish the first anthology of Mittens jokes? May i pre-order?
1Gramiam, I hope it goes to press quickly and drops into the half-price bin after the election.
2The press will need to start being more accurate as to his name: DUBYA Mitt Romney.
Mitt tapdances more than his wife’s horse.
If you don’t agree with Mitt, wait 5 minutes.
3Oh daChipster, Snap! Great ones.
4“The difference between Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin? Lipstick.”
And money. Don’t forget the R…money…
5He has not even arrived in Israel and he is already in trouble.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/26/1113809/-Netanyahu-Romney-Lying-About-Their-Friendship
6@Gramiam, I believe you’ve already retroactively pre- ordered the joke anthology!
7I wonder if he’ll try to proselytize in Israel?
8He tries to baptize any dead Jews and the black hats will kick his butt so fast–They didn’t like me that much because I’m dyed blonde hussy Jewish American–but hey–tribalness love and all that—and don’t get me started on the lost tribe hooey
9He could start world war the third so easily–its frightening!
Hell to the NO, Juanita. Sarah’s huevos are massive compared to Mitt’s.
Ugh. Now I need the brain bleach…
10The disgusting ad that was aired on the channel showing the olympics that said 78% of stimulus money(spoken by Schumer)
11was going to overseas companies.
If anyone is not aware – I think the Schumer remarks were targeted against the Texas wind power project which I assume was requested by Rick Perry. The Texas company apparently pulled a fast one and partnered with China to
buy Chinese parts, the steelworkers of the US and the democrats are not happy and are trying to stop things like that happening in the future. Anyway they are blaming it on Obama – do any of you Texas ladies have info on it – is it a friend of Perry?
Poor Mittens, he needs a very smart Republican ventrioquist to speak for him when in foreign lands. Fortunately it is not possible to find a smart Republican ventrioquist. The “severely conservatives” in the USofA do not understand that their brand of conservatism is far right of the conservatism in Great Britain.
12How can that be?
13I saw a tea party sign that spelled moron as “moran”?
One of the best gaffes was Romney’s statement about looking out “the backside of 10 Downing Street”. According to the Guardian, backside refers to a particular part of the anatomy and 10 Downing Street refers not to the residence but to the Prime Minister himself. In other words, Romney was looking out David Cameron’s tookus.
We’ve always known Romney has his head up his butt, now he seems to have expanded his range.
14From @#romneyshambles: Forget about Ann Romney’s dancing horse; she’s married to a prancing jackass.
15Oh, Barb, that was exquisite!!!!!
16You had to start the post with that line… Now I’ve gone and imagined Willard wearing lipstick. Drat it!
17@Joan see this article http://www.rechargenews.com/energy/wind/article254796.ece
I don’t know if they got any stimulus money, but it wasn’t 78%, that’s for sure. I think they tried for some, but it surprisingly wasn’t Perry involved.
18I’m more concerned about him being a Moron than a Mormon.
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