Crap-Fil-A

July 26, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A.  Just don’t.

Do you know what causes bad breath?  Chick-Fil-A.  Dandruff?  Chick-Fil-A.  The need for trifocals on your glasses?  Chick-Fil-A.  That thing where two of your nails break right before a big party?  Chick-Fil-A.  Warts?  Well, not Chick-Fil-A, but they’re working on it.

I figure that if Chick-Fil-A can bare false witness, so can I.  Lying is the same as stealing, you know.

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