East Texas Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert is so damn nuts that even camera unshy Sheila Jackson Lee strays off teevee to give Louie more time to say something dog dump dumb.

So, Goofy Louie went on Fox News yesterday to say this:

BREAM: Congressman, let me ask, because folks on the other side of this will say those are all scare tactics and there aren’t real cases of fraud you can point to in Texas.

GOHMERT: Well there, well there have been, and you can go back to Duval County and Lyndon Johnson days when he told his, his ah, supposedly his campaign manager, “No, this man in this grave has every bit as much to vote as all the other people in this cemetery.” I mean, those things have been going on. But when you don’t have a requirement for a photo ID, it’s hard to identify the fraud.

So, we need need voter ID to find voter fraud.   I’m gonna type this real slow so Louie can read it:  if you don’t have fraud, why do you need to find it?  Now y’all just stand back and watch Louie’s head explode.

Louie, so we know the speed of light, right?  So what’s the speed of dark?  You mean you can’t figure that out because you have to turn on the light to read your speedometer?

You can watch the movie of this right here, but it’ll just make you burp.

Thanks Sandy to Jim for the heads up.