Adventures in Crazy: It’s All Elena Kagan’s Fault. Who Knew?
Okay, I know you think you’ve already seen the craziest thing of the day.
Not even close.
Lookie here:
Martha with her "Please take me seriously" look
Oh yes, it has to be true that President Barack Obama is threatening the Supreme Court with “missives.” Fox news says so. Not only that, Martha McCallum of Fox News says so. Not only that, Martha says President Obama is threatening “Chaos” with a damn capital C, bygawd. That’s like regular c chaos but louder.
And the plan in which President Obama will carry out all this Chaos was hatched in 1965 when Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan was in first grade, already plotting to take over the United States and take it straight to socialism. Well, right after she forged a Hawaiian birth certificate for Barack Obama.
Don’t believe me. I can prove it.
Does that say lifelong? Yes, it does.
And then there’s this amazing evidence.
Oh, Sweet Jesus, protect us from skillful lawyering.
I’ve been pondering on this for a little while and I have come to understand why the Fox News crowd hates Elena Kagan. She’s not a bleached blonde.
Apparently, bleached blondes are incapable of taking over the world, as they prove on Fox news every day.
Thanks to Marge for the really cool crazy stuff she sends me.
Wide-eyed, astounded and flabbergasted look on my face. Really, seriously? Slowly reaching for my tin foil hat.
1I was thinking the tinfoil hat would be the perfect fashion accessory for Martha’s on-air wear.
Could tinfoil hats be like the old gold sportscasters jackets, only sort of the Faux Noos icon?
2This is what is so wonderful about the Reich Wing Rightistas. You, a simple American citizen over the age of 16, regardless of race, creed, color, cut or carat weight, you yourownself can FAX YOUR injunction to fundamentally undermine one of the branches of government in order to save that branch of government. Just by “selecting here now” anywhere within that lengthy screed. Imagine that!
And what does that magic “select” do?
Why, it takes you from the Screed Screen to Injunction Junction, where for just a FEW AMERICAN DOLLARS you can Vox your Populi (i.e. fax your “injunction”) to any iof several different governmental audiences.
For 19 Dollars, that’s right folks, for the spirit of 76 quarters, or 190 socialist dimes, you can fax it to 53 “Democrat/Independent U.S. Senators”
For that same (let’s return the US to) 1900 pennies, you could instead send your FAX to 43 GOP US Senators. Apparently, each GOP senator is worth about a nickel more than a Democrat or Independent.
But wait, there’s MORE!
For a total of only (What Crash of) 29 Dollars, that same FAX can go to the entire United States Senate!
That’s mighty nice, but what kind of real American would stop there? To do so would make you cater-cousin to some kind of cheap-ass commie-pinko-hippie-dippy weatherman sort!
For a totally non-Bill Ayers $99, you can fire your Constitutional Love Missile into the in boxes of ALL 435 members of the HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES!
Now, you might think, if you had the logic and math skills of the average liberal, that you could therefore blast FAX the entire United States Congress with a personally individualized form letter for $99 + $29. That would make you suspiciously smart but also Superpatriotic for $128. Honestly, if there were a real American in the White House, you should get a Medal of Freedom for that.
So for Superpatriots, we have a special deal! Can’t give you a medal, but we can give you a $9 break… PLUS we’ll also send an extra FAX to Obama, where it will probably be used to roll a massive blunt, once they run out of original copies of the Constitution, but at least you can say you tried.
All this FAXing to the highest levels of government can be yours for just $119!
But supplies are limited, Operators are standing by, Order before midnight tonight, Professional driver on closed course, Void were prohibited, Not to be used with alcohol, Cannot be combined with other offers, Your results may vary, Contributions are not tax deductible…
YET!
3DaChipster: I about LOST it!!!!! What do you drink I the morning….and does Juanita serve any at her shop? What a hoot from the both of ya.
4Oh my……you guys crack me up!
5I just don’t know whats funnier, the actual crazies, or the nuts on here making fun of them.
6This has to be an SNL joke, so I will use an SNL term: “SERIOUSLY?” Faux Noise, SERIOUSLY? Criminy.
7It took me 30 seconds to notice there was something above her neck.
Old white men and blond bimbos, that’s certainly representative of America
8Aw shucks. I really was hoping somebody on here could actually find out if somebody was actually SAYING that stuff besides whoever put together that zippy looking Ameripac thingy my Tea Party faithful friend sent to me.
9Does this mean I started plotting in the womb? Before I knew the meaning of ‘plotting’?
10Chipster…whether you are male or female, and barring the fact that I’m already married…will you marry me, so I can listen to you 24/7?
11I am speechless, and cannot typ…………….
12Wanting to contribute to this thread inspired a Googling of Martha, which led to YouTube videos of Megan Kelly and Sarah Palin farting, which in turn raised a concern that we may all suffocate in the methane produced by right wing political dinosaurs whose ideas date back to the Mesozoic era. Or maybe it just proves that Momma should send me to the time out corner.
13daChipster: All my Internets, take them already!
14Derrick Bell? Is that the guy who played major league baseball for several teams, including the Astros? No, different Bell, I think. In any case, the crazy goes on, but what scares me is that so many people believe this stuff. The reason there is a market for it is that the purveyors are just telling the bigots what they so desperately want to hear.
15How does a private citizen issue an injunction, anyway?
16Lorinda can I share daChipster with you…..sharing is caring.
17*wink*