June 23, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, it’s my third 25th birthday today and I’m trying to keep up with all my presents. Honey, there’s a whole list of congresstoads who asked for pardons. Y’all help me keep up with them all. You do not ask for a pardon unless you know you’ve broken the law. These are the best presents ever!
Louie Gohmert
Majorie Taylor Greene
Jim Jordan
Matt Gaetz
Mo Brooks
Scott Perry
Who am I missing?
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 25 is a magic number. You’ve outdone yourself. XOXOXOXO
1Hippo birdie two ewe;
2Hippo birdie two ewe;
Hippo birdie, deer JJ and Susan;
Hippo birdie two ewe.
and many more!!
Happy birthday! Your list is probably good for congresscritters but I think the people they talked to, like John Eastman, who also tried to get a pardon, are also guilty as hell. I think there’s a few more of them, too.
3Andy Biggs (Idiocy, Arizona) asked for a pardon.
4Happy birthday Ms JJ! And many more!!!
525? Oh come on Miss JJ. It’s an open secret that you are actually 27.
6Other than that, a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you my dear friend!!
Plus bear hugs from sunny and hot Central Oregon.
Gotcha by a few years, young one. Go have a wicked Shriley Temple or more.
7I don’t know if trump pardoned any of his family. If not, how liable are they to facing the music? Practically speaking since the repubs have too much control and statue of limits may shelter them before dems gain enough control.
Happy Birthday!!
8Looks like MTG and Gaetz are reading you JJ and are worried we’re on to them. That is a birthday present.
https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-marjorie-taylor-greene-2657555256/
9Hawley and Boobert weren’t on this list. But ones that are, should be grilled to a blackened crisp in public, for 12 hours on the stand, just like Hillary Clinton.
10Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaay!
11Fled curz, for running for president as an agent of a fore’n cuntry!
12Happy birthday, and many more in great health and contentment!
13Many blessings on your camels! He’s not a Congrescritter, but you gotta know Jeffrey Clarke is wishing he’d gotten one!
14Happy Birthday, Juanita Jean!
I expect to find that rat, Paul Gozar, on somebody’s list.
15BarbDC @ 15,
Maybe these on tfg pardon request list? – Cawthorn, Hawley, Ron Johnson, Mike Lee, Crapo, Rudy, Jenna, Sidney, Thomas, etc. and Fled Cruz. Time to collect their passports, seize their bank accounts and charge/jail ALL of them.
16Happy Birthday!!!!
17Happy Birthday Miz JJ!!! Best wishes and many good years ahead to you!
It’s pretty amusing that the sleazy Stone and Bannon got pardons but the toady congressional water-carriers didn’t. Yet they’re still stuck to him like white on rice. What a bunch of stupid saps.
18Happy Birthday, seeing you is one of the things I miss most from Texas.
19Happy birthday, and best wishes for many more of them!
Gym Jordan?
20Heck, when you’re celebrating you third twenty-fifth birthday don’t limit the celebration to just one day. I’m sure the J6 Committee will help you celebrate well into July, and likely beyond. So, HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21BFD! Why celebrate your birthday. You do realize that the more birthdays you celebrate the older you get???!!!??? So stop doing that and you can stay young!!
22Loved this. Happy Birthday to You! And now I realize I’m coming up on my 4th 17th birthday.
23yet another baby boomer: I suspect the congress-roaches did not get pardons because T**** realized that was the only leverage he had to keep them hawking his big lie. He still hoped all the way to Jan 20 that congressional twiddling and “his judges” would somehow declare backsies and let him remain president.
MSB@20: apparently one of Meadows assistants said that she heard Jim Jordan was shopping around for his pardon, but so far no one has testified directly that he did ask for one. But the summer ain’t over yet!
JJ: like Jack Benny, my mother insisted she was 39 years old until she died. When asked how she had two kids in their fifties, she just shrugged and said it was a miracle. I’ve been giving my age in decades, but I like your base-25 arithmetic better. Not least because I’m not far behind you.
24Happy Birthday to you! May all your wishes come true. I wonder if he pardoned himself. I heard he could…
25I’m boggled that Barry “Tour Guide” Loudermilk didn’t request a pardon. Did he think no one would remember to check the security cameras? Must be dumber than he looks.
A happy birthday and many more, Miss JJ.
26Happy Birthday, Juanita Jean!
27Hope you had a happy birthday! I’m converging on that same benchmark, later this summer. Not a great set of presents the last few days, from the turds dressed up in robes and sitting in a marble building and disgracing the legacy of people like RBG. But for people like us, with decades of experience and not much to lose any more in terms of reputation or professional future, it’s a call to throw ourselves into action. Let’s go!
28No wonder I am a faithful fan…..same birthday as my beloved son, a fellow Moon Child, we three. (7/5) Instead of crawling into my shell, today I find myself screeching about women’s rights and choices. Aren’t you glad this heinous s. court ruling was not announced on your birthday. Yeah, me too……Hope you had a delicious day.
29Happy birthday, Mrs. JJ, and may you have many, many more!
30Happy, happy birthday to you! I’m right behind ya’. I may be getting a bit old and tired, but I’m not done fighting yet. And I may be bony, but what’s left of me is spring steel and rawhide. Keep up the good work!
31Happy birthday … and thank you for the gift of this site; gathering together people able to entertain, inform & persuade. There is a consistently high-quality combination of snark and outrage here I find attracting me over and over again. And it happens because of you.
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