Archive for May, 2022

Tracing Our Roots

May 11, 2022 By: Nick Carraway Category: Uncategorized

The last week has demonstrated so much about the battle lines in America. In many ways, I suppose it makes so little sense to those outside of the United States. It barely makes sense to those of us here. We are simultaneously becoming more open and more tolerant of activities that might be considered on the edges of societal norms while others desperately pass laws to prevent those things.

Some people call these things victimless crimes. That designation obviously depends on multiple perspectives. Often times there are victims but they are not necessarily a victim of the crime itself, but all of the danger surrounding the so-called crime.

As everyone knows, we were settled by Puritans. I liken them to the Southern Baptists and non-denominational Evangelical Christians of today. Nearly everything pleasurable was a sin. Therefore, it was strictly prohibited. I don’t think most people have thought about how this played on our collective psyche even to the present day.

You cannot drink. You cannot dance. You cannot read strange books. You cannot partake of other substances. You certainly cannot have sex outside of marriage or participate in any activity that might nudge you down that road. Since this is the case, you cannot have access to anything that would promote safe sex, access to safe drugs, or allow anyone to make responsible choices.

What we understand today (and I imagine even then) is that when you deny someone anything pleasurable and tell them that doing that thing is a sin they will begin to crave it. They always joked that the best way to keep a Baptist from drinking your beer is to invite a second Baptist. As silly as the notion is, some people still think that if no one sees them do it then they never did it.

This has produced some widespread problems. I’m not sure how one measures such a thing, but it has been reported that the United States sits behind only Russia in the rate of alcoholics in society. That’s not total alcohol consumed. It’s not even alcohol consumed per capita. It is the percentage of people that have a problem with the amount of alcohol they consume.

We can extend this to other situations. One of my daughter’s friends nearly died from an overdose. It seems she bought some marijuana and still is not sure what it was laced with. Some dealers love to do that. I suppose that even if it were legal universally, some people would still try to find it cheaper or without the hassles of acquiring it legally.

All that being said, we can’t help but wonder how much making it legal and available through traditional means would prevent things like that. We can’t help but wonder how many fewer people would have addiction issues if our attitudes towards alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana were healthier. We can’t help but wonder how many fewer people would need abortions if they had access to birth control measures and helpful education about sexual activity in general.

Unfortunately, we can’t have these things because we are still stuck mentally in 17th century New England. These things are bad. You cannot have those things and we certainly can’t talk about them. Furthermore, if we allow those things then the slippery slope comes in and we would then see an increase in those other things that all of us find abhorrent.

Instead, we could discuss things like adults. Legalizing marijuana doesn’t necessarily mean a sharp increase in the use of harder drugs we all agree should be illegal. Allowing for and helping children understand safe sex doesn’t mean a sharp increase will definitely occur. If you give someone a bowl of ice cream they won’t devour the carton. If you show it to them and them tell them they can’t have any, you might wake up to find the carton empty. This is our collective American experience.

Oh, This Is Gonna Be Fun!

May 10, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas felony indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton bared his teeth and growled that he’s “investigating” the Texas Bar Foundation. He claims that they are “potentially using taxpayer dollars” to funnel money to “entities that encourage, participate in, and fund illegal immigration at the Texas-Mexico border.”

Paxton’s mug shot

Paxton says this came from a tip from my congressvarmint Troy Nehls.  Nehls, who touts his degree from Liberty University and personal acquaintance with now-disgraced Jerry Falwell, Jr., probably heard it from his new buddy, Trump.

Now, keep in mind that Paxton is currently under indictment for stock fraud, had his entire top staff walk out of his office on the same day for unspecified “criminal behavior,” and now has criminal allegations floating about favors he performed for his mistress.

But, he’s going after the Texas Bar Foundation.

I don’t think they’re sweating it.  They literally have hot and cold running lawyers.

Soon after he announced the probe, the attorney general also made public that he is being investigated by the bar association for his role in pursuing a legal case to challenge the Electoral College vote count that delivered victory to President Biden in 2020.

I dunno.  I’ve got really strong eyeballs. I live in Texas so I roll them about 150 times a day.

 

Catching the Crook

May 10, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Steven F. Hotze is a medical doctor in Houston who makes Ron Paul look liberal and sane.  He’s the evangelical minister of medicine. He practices a kind of magic medicine where no actual science is involved.  When the COVID epidemic started he announced it was no worse than the flu and if you’d come to his wellness clinic you won’t get it.

When people staring dying, he countered with the well known and highly understated fact that some people die of the flu.  He sells books and lotions and cures and all manner of crazy. But he keeps his medical license.  He is a major rightwing political activist, too.

He was totally convince that Democrats were stealing elections. So, he started his own investigation. First he hires a retired cop named Mark Aguirre to snoop around.

Aguirre becomes convinced that there’s a guy hauling off ballots in an air conditioning repairman van.  So, in mid December of 2020, he purposefully rear ends the guy at 5:00 am one morning, pulls a gun on him, makes a citizens arrest, and then proceeds to search the back of his van where, tada!, he finds air conditioning repairman tools.

Hotze funded the operation through his group called Liberty Center for God and Country, paying Aguirre — a disgraced former police captain fired in 2003 — more than $266,000 for his efforts.

Aguirre had arranged for some of his friends to drive up and witness this moment of rightwing glory, when an HPD officer pulled over to see what was going on. The driver is fine and most of the city almost drank every bar in town down to the last drop with spectacular schadenfreude.  Of course the guy is suing and criminal charges were filed against Aguirre. You can read about the whole horrifying event here.

Hotze’s attorneys long have claimed Hotze was unaware of the encounter between Aguirre and the repairman until he saw it on the news after the episode.

But then, something pretty cool happened earlier this week. It became known that —

Two days before a private investigator looking into a voter fraud conspiracy theory smashed into an air conditioning repairman’s truck and pulled a gun on him, far-right activist Steven Hotze called then-U.S. Attorney Ryan Patrick and told him about the plans to have “a wreck,” court documents show.

The US Attorney recorded the call.  Hotze was asking for US Marshalls to help with the stop. Hotze then went into detail about the rear ending and the US Attorney said he had another call and hung up.

Last Friday, a Harris County Grand Jury indicted Hotze on charges of unlawful restraint and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Another damning piece of information?  Hotze wrote the check for $266,000 two days after this incident. So, ya know, he had to know about the rear ending when he wrote the check, right? Hell, it was all over the news.

 

Pisses Me Off

May 09, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so I have a real problem with all these people who let Trump act like a banana chomping dictator who put three generational-lasting tools on the Supreme Court while they knew full well that Trump was insane and wanted to get us all killed.

And the first time they open their mouths about it is when they think they could make a damn dime off writing a book.  The towers of whiney little self-important twits started with Bob Woodward and then the latest – and there’s bunches in between – is Mark Esper.

Esper’s tell all for some dollars book could make your spine replace an ice machine with Trump’s ideas of smart use for the military, all of which are unconstitutional. You know what ought to be unconstitutional? Covering for a president who wants to shoot protestors or bomb Mexico.

Why the fool tarnation didn’t you guys tell us this stuff while he was president?  Oh, they come up with a collective conditioning rinse of “I would get fired and the person after me could be worse.” No, you are worse. You. You are the bottom of the barrel of worse. You should be fired. And maybe shot.

Trump’s answer to Esper?

“Mark Esper was weak and totally ineffective, and because of it, I had to run the military. I took out ISIS, Qasem Soleimani, al-Baghdadi, rebuilt the military with $2.5 trillion, created Space Force, and so much more.”

Looking at the level of courage Esper had, Trump might be right. I dunno.

I’m sick of all of them. And I’m not even counting the guys who knew damn well that Trump was going to try to overthrow the government with violence. Oh, there’s a special place in hell for those guys.

Okay, I’ll try to calm down.

 

Or maybe not.

 

Louie!

May 09, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Honey, he may be finished with the Federal Elections Commission , but they ain’t finished with him.

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See, here’s the deal: when you finish being a congressman, you can’t just take any money you have left in your campaign account and have a party. There’s rules about this stuff.

For those of you who lost track of Louie Gohmert, he got tired of being a congressman and decided he wanted to be attorney general of Texas. Best I can recall, four Republicans ran in that primary and Louie came in fifth.

Nah, I just made that up.

He came in fourth.

 

But, it was a cliff hanger for fifth place most of the night.

 

Here’s My Question

May 06, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, we have a winner in the Indiana Republican primary …

A Lebanon man accused of killing his wife in March and dumping her body in a creek is among the candidates to advance in a local election after Indiana’s primaries Tuesday.

Andrew Wilhoite, who’s suspected of fatally striking his wife with a gallon-sized concrete flower pot, secured a spot Tuesday as one of three Republican candidates in the race for a seat on the Clinton Township Board.

And then the next day he dumped her lifeless body off the side of a bridge. Wanna hate him some more? She had just completed her last chemotherapy.

Keep in mind that Republicans knew this before they voted. It happened in March and .

Here’s my question.  What the hell did the other two Republican primary candidates do that made Republican voters prefer a wife killer?  Suggest that Donald Trump couldn’t beat Abraham Lincoln at Wordle?