Archive for October, 2020

Nerd Toys

October 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I know you’re laying awake at night because of anxiety or you’re listening for footsteps in your front yard because you’re gonna catch that sign-stealing sumbitch one night and the whole neighborhood is gonna know you’ve won every lasso contest in the State of Texas because you’ve got some bright lights and loud music just rarin’ to go once you’ve got him calf-roped.

I have something for you to play with.  Click right here.

It’s done by a professor at the University of Florida and Could play with it all day.

Have fun!

 

There Ya Go – Tithing In Action

October 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There’s actual videos of Trump attending church and putting his tithe in the bucket.

The International Church of Las Vegas was among the houses of worship receiving federal PPP loans earlier this year — in the amount of $350K-$1m — per ProPublica’s database.  And Trump was there on Sunday morning.

Here’s this video.  It’s long so I’ll save you some time by letting you know that Trump went to church in Vegas on Sunday. Watch the very beginning where he digs the money out of his pocket.  Then skip ahead to 30 seconds, where they zoom in with the camera.  He has two $20 bills.

Now since this is the first time he’s been to church in at least a month, that’s his tithe like a good Christian.

Thelma says you should watch the whole thing because Trump keeps staring at the money in his hands like it’s killing him to give it up.

 

Well, Isn’t That Cute?

October 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John Cornyn is looking a little withered around the edges right about now.  He’s taking a hard beating trying to raise money to keep a seat he thinks has his name on it.

But, when you’re groveling to a man convicted of four felonies, you better hide your law and order claims.

Cornyn begged $1,000 from Scooter Libby.  Remember him?  Yeah, he was Dastardly Dick Cheney’s right hand man.

 

 

But, you might have a more recent memory of Scooter.  Trump gave him a pardon.  He was convicted of four out of five felony charges of charges of obstruction of justice, perjury and making false statements to investigators.  He lied about outing Valerie Plame.

Look, I’m a liberal.  I believe that once a felon pays his debt to society, his past is wiped clean.  The problem here is that Scooter never paid his debt to society.  Bush gave him a commutation so he didn’t have to go to prison and then Trump gave him a pardon.

So all Cornyn’s tough law and order talk is just that – talk.

Big bad John is playing footsie with Scooter.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

And isn’t this convenient.

Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) told the Fort Worth Star Telegram that at times he has disagreed with President Trump on issues such as budget deficits and debt, tariffs and trade agreements and border security.

But he said he chose to work on those disagreements with the president’s staff in private discussions, rather than by publicly voicing his opposition.

Cornyn described his relationship with Trump as “maybe like a lot of women who get married and think they’re going to change their spouse, and that doesn’t usually work out very well.”

Let me add the obvious question: who is the husband in this situation?

 

Oh Yeah

October 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Thanks to Wally for the heads up.

I’m Just A little Bit Mortified

October 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, watch this.  Trump is speaking about a man who allegedly shot a pro-Trump protestor.

 

Trump is claiming that the U.S. Marshals carried out extrajudicial assassination of a man who allegedly shot a pro-Trump protestor.

He is such a little punk dictator and so damn proud of it.

 

Loser

October 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, Trump’s gonna have to ‘plain this.

 

 

And, Inside Elections made 7 electoral college shifts today – all of the toward Biden.

 

Biden is now favored in states totaling 319 electoral votes, Donald Trump is favored in states totaling 163 electoral votes, and states totaling 56 electoral votes are Toss-ups.

I’m willing to bet my best eyebrow pencil that Kansas and Missouri will be in play next week.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.