Archive for September, 2020

I Don’t Even Know Where To Start

September 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Stephanopoulos town hall will be taught in both political science classes and abnormal psychology.

I think it’s interesting how normal, every day people were more apt to press Trump than reporters do.  People are not afraid of him like reporters are.

Trump told George Stephanopoulos of ABC News that he has a new heath care plan ready to unveil:

TRUMP: I have it all ready. I have it all ready.

STEPHANOPOULOS: But it’s … you’ve been trying to strike down preexisting conditions…

TRUMP: It doesn’t matter. I have it all ready, and it’s a much better plan for you, and it’s a much better plan.

Trust him, believe him, it’s a much better plan for George Stephanopoulos. Although I doubt even that.

One thing you can say about Trump.  He does not feel anyone’s pain.

 

Yeah, And Too Many Drugs

September 15, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Top HHS spokesman Michael Caputo, who proved himself to be a crazy man last weekend, called an emergency staff meeting on this afternoon to apologize for acting like a damn fool on Facebook Live.

On Sunday, Caputo took to Facebook Live to level a series of wild and false accusations that warned of an armed insurrection after the election and asserted without evidence that public health officials were trying to undermine Trump’s reelection bid.

I dunno, telling people that they better start clipping coupons for ammo …“

And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin. The drills that you’ve seen are nothing… If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s going to be hard to get.”

He blamed his behavior on a combination of physical health issues and the toll of fielding death threats against his family. So this bozo thinks he’s the only person getting death threats in America?  Maybe he’d like to be a black father who lost his job and is going to be evicted from his home during a pandemic.  Or maybe just a nurse or a school teacher who face death every damn day.

Or maybe he thinks threatening to shoot people at the inauguration is the nice and polite way of treating your fellow Americans.

This guy doesn’t need to be fired. He needs to be locked up.

 

You Might Consider

September 15, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When you come across an application for a PAC named ‘Women for a More Christian America’ you probably expect more bleached blonde screaming women with enormous crosses and red dresses.

That’s not what’s happening here.  Go on, click it, it won’t bite.

 

 

Maybe, just maybe, Trump has overstepped?

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Somebody Lost Count

September 15, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I woke up this morning to this:

 

 

Only two?  What manner of miracle happened last night while I slept? Was Trump right and the virus finally disappeared poof! like magic along with the strangling national debt and the worse economy since the depression?  Did police officers say, “Ya know, we have got to quit killing black people”?  Did the fire on the entire west coast flicker out and Servpro appeared like it never even happened? Are we requiring a metal health test to work at the White House?  Was QAnon found with Alice’s red slippers?

Oh CNN, if you can only find two disasters today, you’ve quit trying.

 

Heads Up

September 15, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you drop something today, it will go in a downward direction.

I don’t think science knows.

 

And There’s a Rainbow! Look! Right Over There! ON EDIT

September 14, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

ON EDIT: It now appears that Jack Burkman staged this so that we could have a conspiracy about a conspiracy of the conspirator.

 

https://twitter.com/BevDonahue/status/1305525705518845952

For the very few of you who don’t know, Jack Burkman is Mr. Conspiracy.  He’s the one who started the Seth Rich conspiracy.

He was real tight with QAnon until it was proven he faked photos of Adam Schiff in homosexual acts.  Then QAnon turned on him and said he was part of the Deep State.

He’s also the guy who said Elizabeth Warren was having sex with a 24 year old Marine.  I was kinda hoping that one was true.  It wasn’t.

Anyway, it’ll be cool to see what is in all those boxes.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.