Archive for June, 2020

Democracy Dies In The Darkness

June 09, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Washington Post has put together video and a timeline of what happened in Lafayette Park to the protestors.

Let there be truth.

Barr is now denying it was a photo op.  And, I suspect, that Trump had the largest inauguration crowd ever in the history of the world.

 

How Could We Have Seen This Coming?

June 09, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You want job security?  Go to work at CREW – Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington.  They’ve got plenty to do, my friend.

Turns out that Jared and Ivanka are teaming up and finding some helpful family budget hacks.

 

 

Hey, there’s only six months left to steal everything they can.

Thanks to Harold for the heads up.

Martha McSally

June 09, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Martha McSally is running for US Senate out in Arizona.  She must be having a tough time raising money because her WinRed (the opposite of Democrat’s ActBlue) does something unusual.

Usually if you want to make your contribution monthly, you have to take the action of clicking the box that says “Make this monthly.”

McSally checked that box for you.  Most people don’t even notice so they end up making a monthly contribution without even knowing it. Mostly, that pisses people off.

 

 

McSally does not care.  But she might need to because Ted Cruz got his hand slapped for doing the same thing.

But, ya gotta kinda a little bit feel sorry for McSally. She’s running against a damn astronaut.  Yeah, Mark Kelly.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Okay, This Right Here

June 08, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Some very-pro Trump has come up with something that everyone needs (and this is very real).

 

 

Yes, it is a pro-Trump whiskey glass with a bullet lodged in it.  You can go to the actual webpage right here.

And the words – oh, the words.

Doesn’t break when people take shots at it, just like The Donald himself. No other president in history has faced the level of scrutiny that Donald Trump is under, that’s why we’re offering this Trump 45 Real Bullet glass to you.

Poor Trump. He’s such a victim of the free press. No other president has had a free press.

But yet …

No matter how much social media or the mainstream networks want to shoot him down, he continues to soar like a majestic and beautiful blond eagle.

Okay, wipe the snot off your face.  There’s more.

Hand wash only
Assembled in the USA
Note: This glass won’t actually stop a bullet, so please don’t try anything stupid with it.

Don’t do anything stupid with it because it’s stupid enough all on its own.

“Assembled in the USA?”  Assembled?  What, you put the hole in the top so you can drink out of it?  You stuck a shell casing in it. Hell, my Aunt Lillian could do that by the case in one morning.

Thanks to Gene for the heads up.

 

Yea, Me Neither, Kevin

June 08, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

House Minority Lame Leader Kevin McCarthy is running around in circles, grabbing the seat of his pants trying to put out the fire.

 

 

We’re cousins on this one, Kev.  I wouldn’t turn my back on a cop right now either.

 

And The Week Starts Off With Great Promise!

June 08, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump is arguing with a robot.

 

 

They met at Empathy Anonymous.