Archive for March, 2020

Chris Matthews Walks. I’m Completely Confused

March 02, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Uncategorized

Chris Matthews just came on air, abruptly announced his retirement with some kind of oblique apology I didn’t understand.  MSNBC went immediately to commercial, and Steve Kornacki is now stumbling around trying to fill the hour.  WTF?

Because That’s How Germs Work

March 02, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You’ll be reassured to know that Trump says that political rallies are not only safe, they are very safe.

“Well this was set up a long time ago, and others are You could ask that to the Democrats… They’re all having rallies, that’s what they’re doing, they’re campaigning.”

He added: “I think it’s very safe.”

Trump will hold a campaign rally in North Carolina tonight.

As you well know, it’s because if you set things up a long time ago, and then it burns down, it’ll still be there for you to use because you set it up a long time ago. That’s how time works.  Now if they had set this up last night, they’d all die because there’s a virus that got here since then. That’s how germs work.

I told you he was going to get us all killed.

 

And So It Continues

March 02, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Amy Kloubachar just dropped out and threw her support behind Joe Biden.  Someone I love voted for Amy Kloubachar (this person early voted last week) so this person is kinda sad today.

(Sorry I just had to edit that.  Certain people I know aren’t allowed to express their political opinions or say who they voted for.  They are, however, allowed to say if they are Democrats or Republicans.  Weird, right?)

 

Klobuchar Bows Out, Endorsing Joe Biden

March 02, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election

Amy Klobuchar is ending her bid for the presidency and will endorse Joe Biden.  She is joining other mainstream Democrats in coalescing around Biden to head off the potential for Sanders to lead the ticket which could be disastrous not only at the presidential level, but also in many down ballot races.

Louie and The Housewife Trick UPDATED

March 02, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’re Louie Gohmert and you have a serious opponent this year, you need some deep-pocketed donors. Seriously, if it ain’t five numbers, you can forget approaching his throne to kiss his Jesus ring.

So, it was nice to discover that male housewives were helping Louie.

 

 

Just kidding!  John Soules is actually CEO of John Soules Foods – a major supplier of food service to public schools throughout Texas.

But, I’m sure John helps his wife with the housework while fooling people who are looking up Louie’s contributions.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

And Alfredo found another one!

 

 

Come to find out he’s the owner and president of Texas Timberjack.  And then come to find out, Texas Timberjack has gone into partnership with Liugong Dressta, which is a Chinese company.  I wonder if them folks out there in East Texas know that their congressdope is taking money that probably started off in China.

 

A Sobering Read in the Chronicle

March 02, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election

On Saturday, Richard Parker laid out a great argument for restoring our Republic, using history as his guide.  He’s virulently anti-Trumpism, but also opposes Bernie, and for good reason.  Tough read, but a good one.