Admit it…you had to think about that for a second, didn’t you?

A couple of years ago, someone asked me in a very public forum, “Did you say, (fill in the blank with something I for sure said)?”  I answered sarcastically, “No, I did not.  Would Dale sass Roy?”

Only three people in this very public place knew what I was talking about and got the joke.  I tried a hint and said, “Dale Evans, Roy Rogers”.  They still didn’t get it.  It was at that moment I fully realized that the days of Dale and Roy were officially over.

Mike Pompeo hasn’t realized that yet.

After his very public fight with NPR reporter and superior intellect holder, Mary Louise Kelly, Pompeo did not know when to shut up.

First he challenged her on the radio and knew he lost so badly that he called her into the principal’s office to chew on her butt.  She walked out with his butt in her back pocket and the only thing he could yell about was that the meeting was supposed to be off the record. He did not deny the facts of what she said.  Kelly said there was no agreement about the meeting being off the record.

He called her “shameful” and that she violated “the basic rules of decency.”

Today, it has been announced that —

The State Department has removed an NPR reporter from a group of journalists traveling this week to Europe and Central Asia with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, days after Pompeo publicly feuded with the news outlet following a tense interview.

Let’s chat about shameful and decency, ya want?

I hope Dale sasses Pompeo upside the head and then runs over him with Nellybelle.

Okay, guys, it’s now 3:45 in the afternoon and Trump’s lawyers still have not mentioned John Bolton’s name so, the way I figure it, they are just waiting to see if more poop is forthcoming.

I’ve got a good feeling that time is on our side, not their’s.

Do they think that everybody will forget Bolton?  In every physical, metaphorical, and spiritual way, he is the elephant in the room.

John Cornyn has learned so much from having Trump Rump for three meals a day. Laws are for other people.

Lookie right here at what the Federal Ethics Commission is concerned about.  Scroll to the three page attachment toward the end and you will find “Apparent Excessive, Prohibited, and Impermissible Contributions” to Texans for Cornyn.

See if any of your friends are on the list.  I suspect that Cornyn knows it’s gonna take a helluva lot of money for him to win reelection in November.

Thanks to Alfred over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

NPR is reporting —

President Trump’s defense team is expected to maintain Monday, the second day of its arguments in the Senate impeachment trial, that the president was legally justified in freezing military assistance to Ukraine and that the case against Trump presented by Democrats does not clear the bar of an impeachable offense.

Okay, so he didn’t do it, then maybe he did it even though he lied about it, now he did it but he was legally justified to do it, and as a finale, Republicans will want to give him the medal of freedom for doing it.

And then there’s this stumbling block — Lev Parnas’s attorney says there more tapes.

So now if Republicans block witnesses it’s a prima facia case for cover-up.

This morning, while on a Tweet Tsunami …

How do you know Trump is lying?  His fingers are dancing on his phone.

Take a look here from October of last year.

Democratic investigators have requested testimony from former national security adviser John Bolton in their expanding impeachment probe of President Trump, reaching into the upper echelons of the White House as they prepared to move ahead Thursday with a pivotal vote setting out the next stages of the inquiry.

Maybe instead of tweeting, someone would teach him to Google.

He’s on a tweet coaster this morning.