Archive for October, 2019

Here’s How

October 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

For those of you wondering how Trump could lose money operating a casino, here’s the explanation.  To be honest, he could not operate a revolving door, much less a business or a damn country.

Nobody for sure knows who is operating the White House impeachment defense.  Most people on the inside seem to think it’s Trump and whatever pills he takes to keep his mood on a roller coaster.  So, when somebody came up with the idea to hire Trey Gowdy to be Trump’s outside counsel, it must have been based on their similarities with weird facial skin and holy crap hairdos.

And much like Trump’s other ideas, the whole deal fell apart in 24 hours.

After Trump had lunch with Gowdy and announced that Gowdy was coming on board as his outside council, it was discovered that Gowdy was barred from doing that because of lobbying rules for ex-congressmen.

So there’s Trump, making decisions based on anything but facts and a little research, and then acting victimized when his dreams won’t come true.

On the upside, we’re all spared Gowdy. I’m thankful for that.  A little of that rodent Benghazi creep goes a long way.

 

Full Page Ad

October 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A constituent of Senator Susan Collins took out a full page ad in her home newspaper.  It was kinda stunning.

 

That will stay in my head for a long time. Thank you, Erik Mercer.

 

Instant Karma. Well, Almost

October 13, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Uncategorized

Karma is fast.  Sometimes it’s really fast.  Remember a few days ago we talked about Bill Waybourn, the Tarrant County sheriff who went on a racist rant from the WH press room podium about “drunk” immigrants?  You can’t forget him; he’s the hayseed sheriff from Texas who embarrassed all Texans even more  by wearing his cheap cowboy hat that was apparently screwed onto his head so tight he couldn’t take it off, even inside the White House.

Friday night Ol’ Bill got a little Karma treatment when his own son was arrested for…wait for it…being drunk in public.  Young Waybourn topped off his little display (literally) by exposing himself.  And the really funny thing is that he’s not even an immigrant or anything.

Sometimes there is poetic justice in this world , even in the face of an abyss of stupidity and hatefulness.  This is one of those times.

Yee Ha.

 

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Never Met Them

October 12, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump has been active with his Sharpie again.

 

 

Texas Comes Through

October 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Judge David Briones of the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Texas, ruled that Trump’s declaration of an emergency on the southern border is unlawful

Briones, who was appointed to the court by President Bill Clinton, ruled that Trump overstepped his authority to divert more funds to border security than what was appropriated by Congress.

He also ruled that El Paso has standing to sue the president and members of his Cabinet because the county “suffered reputational and economic injuries” as a result of the administration’s rhetoric on the situation at the border and the construction plans that the proclamation entailed.

This is good stuff.

On a less important Texas court decision today, Infowars loses again. Alex Jones is on his third set of lawyers in the Texas cases and he still hasn’t won even one single motion on any of the cases. This decision came down today from the Third Court of Appeals. I think Lil’ Bubba is enjoying pitching a no-hitter against that slimy sumbitch.

 

Friday Toons

October 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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