Archive for August, 2019

Roona Is Getting Her Hair Done Again and Again and ….

August 22, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen kinda grins every time he reads about Roona Romney McDaniels, the chairwoman of the RNC, spending money on her beauty treatments for her personal appearances on teevee or events.  To him, that’s just all the less money they can spend electing Republicans.

So, he found a few to add to the list.

There’s this one:

MODERN SALON AND SPA
201 W. MOREHEAD STREET SUITE 400
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina 28202
07/24/2019 MEDIA PREPARATION 200.00

Was Ronna in Charlotte last month to talk about the 2020 convention?

And this one:

ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA
402 S WASHINGTON AVE
ROYAL OAK, Michigan 48067
07/23/2019 MEDIA PREPARATION 500.00

Please notice that these are only a day apart.  I’m just saying that after a $500 spa and makeup treatment, I’d expect to still look pretty good the next day.

 

 

This Week

August 22, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump this week

—tried to buy Greenland

—canceled Denmark trip because it wasn’t for sale

—decreed self “the chosen one” on trade

—quoted reference to him as “2nd coming of God”

—labeled D-voting Jews “disloyal” to Jews/Israel

—claimed without evidence Google manipulated 2016 votes

It’s just Thursday morning …..

Still, our Ambassador to Denmark is a graduate of Life Chiropractic College & an actress  “best known for her work in Deathstalker & the Warriors from Hell” according to her delightful Wikipedia page! So on the plus side, Trump’s temper tantrum over purchasing Greenland may not make him the most ridiculous American Denmark has dealt with this week.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Holy Crap: Trump Is The Second Coming of God

August 21, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Wayne Allyn Root is a radio talk show host who decided that Jews should stick with Trump.  Wanna know why?

“I happen to be Jewish by birth and 75% of all Jews vote Democrat, and they don’t like Trump,” Root said Tuesday. “This is the greatest president for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world. Not just in America, Trump is the best president for Israel in the history of the world. And the Jewish people love him like he is the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God.”

Well, here’s the part that’s really nuts: Trump quoted this crazy man on Twitter this morning and thanked him for his “kind words.”

You can watch the original here.

Y’all, Trump is not a well man.

He called Nazis “very fine people” and opened up concentration camps on our border but thinks the Jewish people see him as the second coming of God.

 

Lawyering Up

August 20, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I have decided that the RNC’s theme song ought to be Lawyers, Guns, and Money.

The RNC seems to be collecting lawyers, which indicates to me that they are pondering on doing sketchy crap.  That’s what you do when you foresee the possibility of getting caught – get lawyers, put the NRA in your backpocket, and kiss the ass of the upper class.

You can find an example right here.

Joy Lee 310 First Street, SE  Washington, DC 20003  07/31/2019 Reimbursement – Moving Expenses, Membersh 958.74

Virginia State Bar 1111 E Main Street Ste. 700  Richmond, Virginia 23219  07/30/2019 Membership Dues 290.00

Joy Lee 310 First Street, SE  Washington, DC 20003  07/31/2019 Payroll 3809.98

Alfredo is threatening to keep count of all the lawyers the RNC hires and keep a running total on the window of the drive-thru. Those glass writing pens are the most dangerous thing anybody ever gave Alfredo.

 

Deep State is About to Fall

August 20, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Trump is convinced that he’s going to get revenge on all his enemies. He and his vestiges of remaining friends are convinced that the FBI and the federal intelligence agencies are going down, down, doobie-do, down.

On Twitter, on conservative cable TV and in countless interviews, they’ve claimed the FBI and U.S. intelligence agencies are on the verge of being exposed for planting spies, falsifying evidence and forging testimony. They’ve relished in the possibility that a federal prosecutor on the case could file criminal charges. And they’ve predicted jail time for top Obama-era leaders who they say were behind a “deep state” plot to take down Trump.

Trump even told Sean Hannity that it was treason.  But then, Trump is a whiny little ninny crybaby.

I just wanna point out the obvious – if the Deep State was as dangerous as Trump says they are, why is Trump still in office?  The Deep State is obviously a bunch of ineffectual bloviating pissants who can’t get their ducks in a row.  You know, kind like the United States Senate.

 

Glow in the Dark White

August 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Pearland, Texas, is between here and Galveston. It’s pretty redneck but there is a growing upper middle class African American population moving to Pearland.

The redneck population didn’t get the memo.

A 13 year old junior high student who had never been in any trouble whatsoever before, got a fade haircut. It was a stylized M – no gang symbol or special meaning – just an M.

He got called to office and told he was in violation of the dress code. He wasn’t.

 

 

He was told that he could either be in in-school suspension or let the administrators – get ready – color in the fade with a black magic marker.

How white do you have to be to think that would work?  Seriously.  How white?

He picked the magic marker because he didn’t want to miss out on the track team.  So, they did it. And the student got teased by other students because it looked like crap.

The young man’s parents were never called or asked if the school could write on their kid’s head.

They are going to rewrite the dress code. Ya think?

The parents asked the school administrators get some training in these matters.  So far,, they have been ignored.

They are suing.  I do not blame them.  In fact, I thank them for taking on this battle.

They colored it in with a black magic marker.  Oh Lord, white people.