In a “Beauty” exclusive to The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., we bring you a peek into the fascinating world of Republican appearances.
Let’s start with this: Looking the campaign finance report for the Republican National Committee, there’s this.
ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA 402 S WASHINGTON AVE ROYAL OAK, Michigan 48067 06/21/2019 MEDIA PREPARATION 375.00
Hummmm …. Look, I know that Media Preparation from a Spa might sound odd to you. That is, until you realize that in the World of Republican Euphemisms, Media Preparation means Hair and Make Up.
And why, you ask, Michigan? And why, you ask, About Face Beauty Spa?
You know who else is from Michigan? RNC Chair Roona McDaniel.
But, it doesn’t stop there.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 05/23/2019 $750.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 04/23/2019 $750.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 11/17/2017 $1,050.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 10/19/2017 $853.30
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 09/18/2017 $900.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI TRAVEL EXPENSES 07/17/2017 $500.00
I don’t want to say anything about another beautician’s work, but Honey, for $1,000 we could make you look like Sophia Loren.
Okay, maybe not. But we couldn’t do worse and we just charge $30 for a haircut. And girl, get yourself some serious hair.
In a case of once-you-look-you-can’t-stop, there’s more, way more. So many more that I had to put it in a date file.
Here’s a peek.
Now, I don’t know if all this is just for Roona, but if it is, damn, that’s embarrassing. And either the RNC is way overpaying for these services or Carley Pressley is bringing some bare chested firefighters holding puppies to brighten up a smile.
To be fair, we went to the DNC to see if our female candidates are demanding “media preparation.” Only one. And Beto.
BETO FOR AMERICA MAKEUP BY PAULINA PEREZ, INC. FL MAKEUP SERVICES 06/27/2019 $385.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT KELSI ZIEMANN ARTISTRY IA HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 06/19/2019 $274.10
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT CARD SERVICE CENTER TX HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 06/19/2019 $274.10
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT FORESIGHT COMMUNICATIONS SC HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 05/17/2019 $210.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT CARD SERVICE CENTER TX HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 05/17/2019 $210.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT TURNER, KRISTIN CA HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 02/22/2019 $750.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT HALL, JESSICA IA HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 02/21/2019 $318.00
And there you are, you are all caught up on your beauty news of the week.
Mostly, this is why I warn you not to give money to the DNC because this is some of the crap it goes for. However, if you’re a Republican, please continue to give liberally to the RNC because, be honest with yourself, you’ve got some real ugly people on your team.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.