I knew Fox News would find a way to blame Barack Obama for Epstein’s plea deal with Acosta.

President Obama was elected six months AFTER the plea deal. But, as we know, Obama has magical powers to make things happen even before he was born in Kenya.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

When I saw this chick click ….

I had this vision of some woman who predicted earthquakes when her left knee got sore or her cat started acting weird.  You know, like your granny could always tell when it was going to rain because her elbow started acting up.  It seems to me that’s what you think of when you see “Earthquake Lady” in quotation marks.

But no.  Oh hell no.

Here’s the “Earthquake Lady” —

Dr. Lucy Jones is a renowned seismologist, who rarely depends on her cat to predict earthquakes.  Unless, of course she’s in a real bind because her husband’s boss is coming to dinner and she has to whip up a damn turkey or something.

Isn’t this kinda like if you called Neil deGrasse Tyson the “Full Moon Fellow.”

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

Breaking:  The Second US Court of Appeals in NY has just ruled that it’s unconstitutional for Trump to block his critics on Twitter calling it a violation of users’ First Amendment rights.  This is the second ruling in favor of seven plaintiffs who have sued Trump for blocking them simply because they disagreed with him.  Trump’s lawyers had argued that his account was a private one, but the court brushed that aside pointing to the obvious daily evidence that he uses Twitter as an official communication platform for the WH.

Score one for the good guys.

You know, Trump keeps insisting he’s rich, rich, rich.  I think he’s not, not, not.

Forbes Magazine, which is certainly not the bastion of liberalism, is raising eyebrows at the amount of money Trump is siphoning off his donors.

Donald Trump has charged his own reelection campaign $1.3 million for rent, food, lodging and other expenses since taking office, according to a Forbesanalysis of the latest campaign filings. And although outsiders have contributed more than $50 million to the campaign, the billionaire president hasn’t handed over any of his own cash. The net effect: $1.3 million of donor money has turned into $1.3 million of Trump money.

Which leads me to another thought I had last week.  They say that Trump doesn’t start his workday until about 10:00 because he has to watch Fox and Friends.  I’m sure that’s true. However, I am sure that it’s also true that it takes him that long to dye and fix his hair, put on his make-up, and find the tape to tape down the back of his tie so it won’t stick out sideways under his neck.

One more thing.  Trump tweeted this morning …

Honey, I wouldn’t trust Steve Doocy with the weather, much less Constitutional interpretation.

If you ever find yourself quoting Steve Doocy as an authority on anything, please go have a brain scan before somebody gets hurt.

Steve Martin wrote a hymnal for atheists.

Enjoy.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Poor Kris Kobach.

Can’t keep it straight how his name is spelled when filing for senate in New York.

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Either way, he’s still a racist jerk.

I give his election stands about the same chance as his Commission on Election Integrity. And that would be none at all.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.