Archive for May, 2019

Texas, Oh Texas

May 01, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I know this is minor news on a day like today but I cannot overlook it while Lindsay Graham rambles on defending Donald Trump and pretending that there was “no collusion.”

Back in Texas, our Lt. Governor Goofy Dan Patrick called Beto O’Rourke “light in the loafers.” We all know what that means.  After Goofy Dan said it, Laura Ingraham tried to walk him back.  Goofy Dan decided “Light in the loafers” meant that he waves his arms around and isn’t very smart.

 

 

Okay, so Dan’s a guy who ran sports bars in Houston, Texas, and went belly up.  Honey, that’s hard to do. You cannot do that by accident.

I know what light in the loafers means and you can damn well bet that Dan Patrick does, too.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Help Me, Sweet Jesus, Help Me UPDATED

May 01, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, it is taking everything I have to keep from climbing through my teevee and smacking smug Lindsey Graham right in the nose.

What the hell is he talking about?  Hillary?

This is going to be a hard day.

UPDATED:

Thanks to Deb T we have a copy of Barr’s letter.

And: Jeffrey Toobin says, “Translated from legalese Mueller’s letter to Barr is a scathing accusation of politically-motivated lying by the attorney general. Mueller is saying the fix is in.”