Archive for April, 2019

The Long, Slow Death of Newt Gingrich

April 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Newt’s political relevance has hit bottom and keeps digging.

The one constant is that he’s still stiffing his creditors.

 

 

That’s a whole bunch of red numbers for a guy who claims fiscal responsibility.

But the interesting thing is that he no longer reports any income from renting his e-mail list. The last time it generated any money was last April when it produced an anemic $340.

Only five years ago, In 2014, his e-mail list was still generating half a million dollars a quarter.

Newt supporters – like Trump supporters – die every day.  Nobody wants to buy a list of dead people.

Too bad. So sad.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Stunning

April 12, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, let’s just click our heels together and dance the happy dance that Democrats elected a mess of really smart young women to congress who came to do good.

Enjoy Jamie Dimon having to think about being part of the working poor.

 

 

Bless his heart.  He’s never, ever thought about this before?

 

Friday Toons

April 12, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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My Gift To You

April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The San Angelo police department made an arrest on Monday that has generated some interest.

Please get some popcorn and sit back and read the comments on their Facebook page.

Enjoy.

Look Out! Louie Gohmert Has Competition.

April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

What Rolling Stone Magazine calls “quite possibly the dumbest moment in congressional history” is a conversation between Republican Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky and former Senator John Kerry.  See if you can guess who is the dumb one.  Hint: it’s the same one who doesn’t believe in climate change.

 

 

Humans can’t be responsible for the climate change because the climate was a mess a billion years before we got here.

 

Poopie Del Pollo

April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so you’re George P Bush, son of Jeb, grandson of Daddy Bush, and definitely sumbitch.  And you’re an elected official in Texas based solely on your name.

So Trump comes to Texas and you go up on the stage and kiss his hiney in the French style.

“Truly, this is the only Bush who got it right,” Trump said at an event in Crosby, Tex., as the younger Bush shook the president’s hand. “He’s going far. He’s going places.”

George P, that was a real poopie del pollo thing to do.

 

 

George P knows that his grandmother blamed Trump for her death and he does this? That there alone tells you all you need to know about George P.

You know, you have to work real hard to be the black sheep of the Bush family but I think George P managed to do that.