Archive for March, 2019

It Was a Rerun. It Was a Damn Rerun.

March 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Trump was plenty upset about the Saturday Night Live show last Saturday night.  He was so mad, in fact, that he used a double tweet.  The first tweet was just his usual whiney baby ninny cry and the second one was …… holy crap insane.

 

He wants Saturday Night Live investigated.

Here’s the topper.  It was a re-run. A damn rerun upset him a double-tweet worth.  Honey, he broke the seal on a brand new giant industrial sized 55-gallon drum of whine.

In case you didn’t see what upset him so much, here it is.

 

For 40 years, Saturday Night Live has made fun of president.  The only difference is that they read the Constitution.

 

Petrochemicals Fires

March 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This is what it looks like trying to put out the fires of hell with a garden hose.

 

 

Deer Park abuts Houston to the east.  It started in one tank about 10:30 pm last night and spread to 8 tanks overnight.  They closed area schools and told residents to shelter in place.  No injuries are reported.

They are containing the fires and letting them just burn out.  Depending on the winds, we’re going to have some nasty air for a few days.

 

Heads Up

March 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I can let you know that Little Bubba got to depose Alex Jones last week for three hours. All he is allowed to tell me is that it went very well.

A transcript may or may not be released depending on the judge.

Sorry, but that’s all I know.

 

Beto a Hacker? Oops.

March 15, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Dammit!

Welp, I don’t like it, but Beto’s campaign probably ended today before it even started.  Reuters has published a story that he was involved as a teenager with a computer hacking group, Cult of the Dead Cow, which was selling tools to hack into Microsoft Windows machines.  Members of the group kept his involvement secret during his Senate run, but have now spilled the beans.  Beto acknowledged the truth of the story today, admitting that his involvement “…was not anything that I’m proud of today.” Dems will instantly throw him overboard by Monday.

I know, I know, he was a teenager, blah, blah, but I can see the RNC commercials now, and all I can hear right now is Ol’ Dandy Don:

 

Friday Toons

March 15, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Extra Points

March 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Guys, I am trying to find out who this guy is.

He gets a million people to come watch his videos but offers no clues to who he is.  The production values are horrific (please note the bed to the right side in his Mom’s basement), but  he has a million people watching him and commenting.

He goes by Mister Reagan, but that’s not who he is.

Only conservatives would fall for a guy with no name and a fake city behind him, recording in a bedroom somewhere with an antique microphone that’s not plugged in.

If you find out anything about him, please let me know.