Well, a Southwest Airline flight out of Houston to Albuquerque had a Trump incident.
Bruce Alexander, who is 49 years old, grabbed a passenger’s breast – get this – from behind. The female passenger said she dozed off and thought she felt someone touch her but assumed it was an accident because they cram you into those airplanes tighter than skin on a sausage. Then, a little later, he grabbed the back of her arm “and groped her ribs and then her breast.”
The female passenger stood up and yelled at Bruce, then demanded to be re-seated.
Bruce got his butt arrested when they landed.
According to an affidavit, when he was placed in handcuffs, he asked what the sentence was for the charge he was being arrested for and later told officers President Trump says it’s OK to grab women by their private parts.
No, Bruce, and you also cannot route all government business to your hotels, let your family run the country, needlessly taunt foreign leaders, palsy around with dictators and murderers, cheat on your taxes, slaughter the English language with impunity, or hire lawyers to pay off the women you had sex with.