Long time customer Don sent me some creepy stuff from a new movie being produced at Liberty University, the spawn of Jerry Falwell.

A guy named Mark Taylor believes that Donald Trump was sent by God to save all of creation and your happy butt, too.  He’s probably wrong but he does have some interesting theories.

Opponents of the Great Hero Trump, Taylor says, are “not even human.” Their DNA, he reports, has been altered so that they are now “pure out evil” demonic creatures. These demonic non-humans, Taylor explains, “eat kids.” And because killing and eating children is illegal, Taylor says, the GHT will one day arrest them all.

Okay that’s one of the milder and maybe even plausible things.

Taylor warns that President Trump will soon declare martial law and begin publicly executing his political enemies. Actually, Taylor did not say this as a warning, but as a celebration.

You can go read it all.

I have to show you something.

If I was on a jury pool in a pedophile case and they said that this was the defendant, I’d have to disqualify myself because my mind is made up.  He did it.  That guy is guilty.

See what I mean?  He’s guilty, right?

Thanks to Don A for the heads up.

Donald Trump explaining the recent hurricane …

In his latest video, Trump comments on Hurricane Florence. “This is a tough hurricane,” he proclaims, “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” Whether Florence is also wet from other standpoints is a question the president did not address.

I swear, I am not making this up.

The man’s a freekin’ genius.

My email is down and probably will be for another 24 hours.

Just open the window and holler at me!

So Trump now says he should have fired James Comey the day after the Republican convention, which even I admit, would have been an impressive feat.

President Trump said Tuesday that he regrets not firing James B. Comey as FBI director sooner, asserting that he should have done so while still a candidate for president — an option that was not actually available to him.

Oddly enough, I, too, wish Trump had fired him while he was still a candidate.  I think Hillary Clinton would be president today if he had.

I wonder when Trump would have fired Sessions?  When he was a fetus?

Dumb.  Lord, Trump is dumb.

Once again, I will tell you that I live in the most diverse county in America.  That’s a fact that we have kept secret from Republicans.

In order to attract Hindu voters, they thought this was very clever.

Click here to see the big one.

It is bang your head on the desk bad, especially the  “Would you worship a donkey or an elephant?”  Republicans are willing to exploit sacred symbols for patronizing political mileage.

I just thought I’d let you see this because you probably wouldn’t have believed me unless you saw it yourownself.

It looks like the Supreme court did some good stuff.

CREW – the good guys – fought for our right to know who is funding our elections.  The good guys won.

… effective immediately, anyone making more than $250 in express advocacy ads — ads that tell viewers who to vote for or against — must now disclose the identities of all contributors who gave more than $200 in a year. They must also identify who among those contributors earmarked their contributions for express ads. Because of this decision, the contributors for a major category of dark money spending this fall will have to be disclosed to the public.

So now the Klan has to take off their hoods and show their faces, as do all the folks who believe that buying elections should be done in secret.

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen says this is a BFD and we toasted Blizzards to it last night.