Archive for July, 2018

OutSmart

July 12, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Enjoy!

And please ignore commenter Mike Crowe. He’s got a crippling case of scrambled brain courtesy of Fox News, and he had a humorectomy a decade ago under George W.

He also has a crush on me and feels the need to call me by name enough to give up his secret.  That’s what I like to think anyway.

 

He Just Can’t Shuddup and I Deeply Appreciate That

July 12, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Paul Manafort is a doozy. He really is.

He’s a wind-up whine box with a pack of lawyers who seem perplexed about the whole idea of going to court.

So now, after complaining about being put in solitary – which, by the way, is probably so Putin can’t have him killed inside the jail – we come to be alerted that Manafort is being treated like a VIP.

“Among the unique privileges Manafort enjoys at the jail are a private, self-contained living unit, which is larger than other inmates’ units, his own bathroom and shower facility, his own personal telephone, and his own workspace to prepare for trial,” prosecutors said in their filing. “Manafort is also not required to wear a prison uniform. On the monitored prison phone calls, Manafort has mentioned that he is being treated like a ‘VIP.’”

And then get this:

Mueller’s team also notified the court that Manafort has apparently developed a “workaround” for sending emails from jail, which is forbidden at Warsaw, by reading and drafting messages on a separate laptop transported in and out of jail by his lawyers.

Well, that solves any problems in preparing for trial because his lawyers will be in jail with him.

 

Bring the Man Some Damn Ham and Waffles!

July 11, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

By now you’ve seen this ….

 

But did you see Sarah Huckybooboo Sander’s explanation of the expression on John Kelly’s face?

 

Oh, I am so sure that was the problem.  Those continental breakfasts are such a ripoff.

 

I Bet He Speaks Russian, Too

July 11, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The senate just approved a new member of the Department of Justice.

The Senate confirmed President Trump‘s nominee to lead the Justice Department’s Criminal Division despite concerns about his ties to a bank that has come under scrutiny by the FBI.

Senators voted 51-48 to approve Brian Benczkowski to be an assistant attorney general. Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) was the only Democratic senator to support the nomination.

Benczkowski has no criminal justice experience.  None.  He would not commit to recuse himself from Russia-related matters if confirmed.  He’s also very close friends with Jeff Sessions.

This crap makes me crazy.  And it makes me wonder how deep the Russian connection is and how the hell long has it been going on?

 

The Crack in the Wall?

July 11, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trade War Based On Lies

I just watched a breathtaking exchange on Meet the Press Daily where Mike Rounds, conservative Republican Senator from South Dakota cried uncle to Trump’s trade war.  He said that farmers and ranchers in his state are getting killed by backing out of the TPP and the escalating trade war with China and (former) friends of the US.  US Soybean prices have plummeted and Russia has stepped into US farmers’ shoes exporting to China.  That’s right, kids…the winner so far of the trade war with China is RUSSIA.  What a coinkydink! Oh, BTW, we’ve designed a new MAGA hat for South Dakota farmers:

Anyway, I digress.  Rounds roundly (no pun intended) condemned Trump’s trade war, saying his constituents are loudly complaining.  Is this finally a crack in Trump’s wall?  Are the GOP invertebrates in congress finally growing spines?  We’re a long way from that, but at least we know that Repubs are not all in a coma.

Yep, This Man Is A Stable Genius

July 11, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And I present proof.