Please meet Texan MJ Hegar.

And yes, John Carter is a total jerk.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Y’all, Scott Pruitt spent $2,749.62 of your money on 8 pair of “tactical pants” and “tactical polos.”

I think he plans to wear them to tactical. That’s just a guess though, because I don’t know how to play tactical.  I do suspect that if he needs $343.70 outfits to play it, he doesn’t know either.

I do suspect, however, that he has a copy of the pee tapes.

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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Okay, Melania is a former model with a keen understanding of her own image. She never makes an accidental fashion choice. Right?

So, think about it: maybe she’s throwing shade on Trump.  After all, she did plan this trip prior to his reversal.  Maybe he disapproved of the trip and she didn’t give a damn.

Her spokesperson says it’s just a jacket.  No, that is not just a jacket – that is a statement.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Boom.

Good Lord, at least George Dubya just gave her a back rub.

And Corey Lewandowski said womp womp about a ten year old child with Down’s syndrome.

What worries me the most is that I am afraid this isn’t bottom.