Well, come to find out, Mike Pence can be.
Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders posted a picture of President Trump on Friday ordering missile strikes against Syria while in the Situation Room.
See Mike Pence sitting to Trump’s right?
Mike Pence was in Peru on Friday.
So, either Huckybooboo lied or there’s two Mike Pences. You know, one who minds “Mother” and the other who doesn’t.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
A loyal customer ruined a perfectly good keyboard last night when she saw a great typo at the Washington Post.
Yeah, President Rump. I never liked that guy and always will.
Thanks to Mary for the heads up.
I wonder if Trump has anybody he wants to know about his pardoning power.
Y’all, you know for a damn fact that they had to tell him who Scooter Libby is.
Here he goes.
I would give Comey $5 cash American money to tweet back, “I know you are but what am I?”
However, I am certain that Comey’s publisher would give Trump like half a million dollars to keep it up.
Former two term East Texas Republican congressman Steve Stockman just received some pretty bad news.
A federal jury in Houston found him guilty of 23 felonies.
Steve Stockman, a Republican former congressman from Texas, has been convicted of defrauding two conservative mega-donors and funneling their $1.25 million into personal and campaign expenses as part of what prosecutors have described as a “white collar crime spree.”
Stockman is a far rightwing nut case. I wrote about him pretty damn often, as you can see here. I also had some fun when the fire marshall shut down Stockman’s campaign headquarters as “unsafe for human habitation.”
I’m sorry y’all aren’t getting this hot off the presses, but I had to sober up first.
They marched his prissy butt off to the pokey while he awaits sentencing in August. They decided he’s a flight risk.
Okay, back to celebrating!
Quote of the Month Club is a doubleheader:
“I just want my stuff back.”
— Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, quoted by the Daily Beast, after FBI agents raided his home and office.
It’s all about the stuff, y’all.
And …
“… it could be be very soon or not so soon at all!”
— Trump on his promised attacks on Syria.
It could also be mid-soon, soonish, soonly, semi-soon, Soon River wider than a mile, soon as I finish that wall thing, half past soon …
One good thing about Trump. You’re not hearing so much about making English the official language any more.