Remember the photo Sarah Sanders took of Mike Pence being two places at once?

Well, she finally got around to fixing it.

This.  This is what happens.

I do not even know where to start telling you this story.  You just need to read it.  Front page of the Houston Chronicle.

Paul Pressler is a Southern Baptist deacon, a stalwart in the Republican Party, an elected judge on the Texas Court of Appeals, and a member of a fancy Houston law firm.  He sexually preyed on young men and got away with it for a thirty year period.

Jared Woodfill, former Harris County (think Houston) Republican Party Chairman (until 2014) is accused of helping Pressler cover up his horrifying behavior.

This stained glass window depicting Paul and Nancy Pressler is among a series of artwork immortalizing leaders of the Southern Baptist Conservative Resurgence in a 3,500-seat chapel at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary dedicated in 2011. (Photo/Don Young Glass Studio)

By the way, Dr. Frank Page, Chairman of the Executive Committee of the Southern Baptist Convention, retired late last month for having a “morally inappropriate relationship.”  Y’all stay away from Southern Baptists.

Well, come to find out, Mike Pence can be.

Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders posted a picture of President Trump on Friday ordering missile strikes against Syria while in the Situation Room.

See Mike Pence sitting to Trump’s right?

Mike Pence was in Peru on Friday.

So, either Huckybooboo lied or there’s two Mike Pences.  You know, one who minds “Mother” and the other who doesn’t.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

A loyal customer ruined a perfectly good keyboard last night when she saw a great typo at the Washington Post.

Yeah, President Rump. I never liked that guy and always will.

Thanks to Mary for the heads up.

I wonder if Trump has anybody he wants to know about his pardoning power.

Trump pardons Scooter Libby.

Y’all, you know for a damn fact that they had to tell him who Scooter Libby is.

Here he goes.

I would give Comey $5 cash American money to tweet back, “I know you are but what am I?”

However, I am certain that Comey’s publisher would give Trump like half a million dollars to keep it up.