Archive for April, 2018

Holy Damn Cow!

April 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lookie here.

 

Yeah.

A new poll released Wednesday suggests the U.S. Senate race between U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz and U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke to be far more competitive than many political observers have initially thought.

The poll from Quinnipiac University shows the two men in a dead heat: 47 percent of registered voters in Texas support Cruz while 43 percent back O’Rourke, an El Paso Democrat.

That number falls within the poll’s 3.6 percent margin of error.

Ted Cruz is not human.  Seriously.  He’s one of those shape shifting reptilians the whacky people talk about.

Beto is a good one to beat him and a good one for Texas.

 

Swamp Creatures

April 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, aka Satan, who stomped all over net neutrality and seems damn proud of it, is sliming his way across all communications.

A broadband adviser selected by Chairman Ajit Pai to run a federal advisory committee was arrested last week on claims she tricked investors into pouring money into a multimillion-dollar investment fraud scheme, according to The Wall Street Journal.

Come to find out, Pai isn’t any better at picking all the best people than Trump is.

Pierce was charged with wire fraud last Thursday and faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

Which would be an improvement on spending a month in the Trump  swamp.

Thanks to Henry for the heads up.

They Can’t Even Get the Year Right

April 18, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Yesterday, Trump tweeted the official White House statement on the passing of Barbara Bush.  As usual, there was no proofreader on duty, probably because there aren’t any.  Have a look:

Holy Crap: The Evangelical Drifts Away Edition

April 17, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, Aladamnbama. Evangelist Acton Bowen, 37 years old, has some child molestation charges against him currently pending.  Now he’s got seven more charges.

He faces two counts of second-degree sodomy, two counts of enticing a child for immoral purposes and three counts of second-degree sexual abuse, according to jail records.

He was booked into jail on a $500,000 bond.

His wife filed for divorce.  And then …

On Friday, two of the ministry’s board members stepped down, include attorney Trenton Garmon, who worked as an attorney for former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore during his failed campaign bid for U.S. senate last year.

I don’t know about you, but I kinda think that Attorney Trenton Garmon needs to turn in his law license.

Acton describes himself as “a speaker, best-selling author and visionary.”

I ain’t buying the visionary crap because if he is a visionary, he’d have seen this coming.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Blake, Oh Blake.

April 17, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Wanna know why Blake Farenthold resigned so abruptly?

The House Ethics Committee was about to rule against Farenthold in its investigation into whether he sexually harassed members of his staff, used official money for campaign purposes and lied in previous testimony to the committee, according to the office of Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.).

The committee gave Farenthold a heads-up about its coming decision, so he quit, per Speier’s office.

He needs to be in the pokey.  He does not deserve a heads up.  The women he harassed did not get a heads up.  He lied to a congressional committee without a heads up.

Anybody in South Texas who voted for him needs to have their voter registration card revoked.

I still want my $87,000 back.

Thanks to everybody and their Aunt Thelma for the heads up!  

Oh, and It Gets Better…

April 17, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Cohen, Trump

Breaking this afternoon, Fox Noise screamer Sean Hannity has now been tied to TWO more Trump attorneys.  They are Victoria Toensing and Jay Sekulow; Sekulow is Trump’s lead attorney in the Mueller investigation, and you’ll recall that Toensing is the wife of Joseph diGenova, a Fox screamer and who Trump named to his legal team earlier this team, only to disqualify himself due to “conflicts of interest”.

It gets better…