You know, when a man advertises himself as “the Christian District Attorney” you know right there that’s something’s wrong.

A Christian prosecutor who regularly boasted of waging culture wars against liberals resigned this week amid allegations that he gave women drug dealers lighter sentences in exchange for sexual favors.

Of course he did.  Bill Higgins was proud that the ACLU questioned his motives.

And this sumbitch was haughty as hell about being a whole lot more good ole praying American than you are.

I guess I should take solace in the fact that the liberals are mad at me – again,” he said in 2014 regarding the case of a 14-year-old accused of desecrating a statue of Jesus. “If that tends to upset the ‘anti-Christian, ban-school-prayer, war-on-Christmas, oppose-display-of-Ten-Commandments’ crowd, I make no apologies.”

And, here’s a shocker – this ain’t even in the south.  This is in Pennsylvania. This crap is spreading.

Irony – he was accused of sexually assaulting  woman following a Republican party meeting. He admitted to adultery but denied it was assault. He won re-election that year in a county that went 5 to 1 for Trump.

Thanks to Donna for the heads up.

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Live your life very carefully or you may end up like this.

Need a closer picture to identify this former Mr. Vanity?

Yeah, that’s Tom DeLay preaching on the street corner up at the Krogers in Sugar Land.

Poor guy hasn’t found even one job since he quit congress.  He just jumps into one scam after the other.  Now he wants you to just give him money to go out and preach The Word.  He’s kinda a cross between a teevee evangelist and a panhandler.

Man, if he was wearing socks with those sandals, it would be perfect.

Oh, bless your heart South Carolina.

South Carolina Republican Congressman (you know what’s coming, don’t you?) Ralph Norman pulled out his .38 caliber Smith and Wesson at a town hall meeting with his constituents and announced, “I’m not going to be a Gabby Giffords.”

Tasteless sumbitch.  He must have stayed awake for days and smoked a pound of synthetic weed to come up with something that mean.

And he thinks just waving that gun around will keep someone from sneaking up behind him or shooting him from a window or mowing him and everybody around him down because he’s, by gawd, armed and dangerous.

If anyone walked into the diner and started shooting, Norman told the attendees, he would be able to protect them because of his gun.

“I don’t mind dying, but whoever shoots me better shoot well or I’m shooting back,” he told The Post and Courier.

If it’s all the same to you, Congressman, how ’bout protecting us with laws that keep military weapons out of the hands of crazy people.  Your silly little handgun may give you a feeling of false security and make your winkie feel bigger, but it’s not gonna help me none at all.  Nor, truth be known, anybody in the diner, either.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

Look, Roger Stone ain’t glued together all that well to begin with, but add some poison and you get … well, fun.  At least Anderson Cooper did.

Cooper hammered Stone about the alleged poisoning, which Stone has been speaking about on InfoWars for over a year. He initially insisted that it was the fault of the intelligence community. Friday he said it was someone trying to make it look like Russians.

Cooper asked for some proof and Stone picked up on the challenge by offering this dead solid perfect absolute proof:

“My doctor believes I was poisoned,” he told Cooper.

Well, there ya have it.  Case Closed.

As Deb T says, Stone is so crazy he makes Louie Gohmert look sane. He’s so unlikable that Ted Cruz wouldn’t play with him if you tied a can of Campbell’s soup around his neck.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Blake Farenthold resigned today.  In the news dump.  Where he belongs.

More when I get to a computer.

Just three days ago, I told you that I was right proud of Rick Perry because the rest of Trump’s crooked, immoral, self-serving, lying cabinet members make Perry, for the first time in his life, look good.

Three damn days ago.

Oops.

Perry has been doing favors for donors with your government and your money.

Look, he’ll never be the head alligator in the swamp, but he stinks just the same and he’s slimy, too.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.