Archive for March, 2018

Because, You Know, He’s White

March 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas congressfool Mike McCaul, best known for marrying the fabulously wealthy daughter of Clear Channel Communications owner, being very good looking, and dumb as bean dip, went on Fox News and said it.

Asked if the Austin bomber was a homegrown terrorist …

“I think it’s clear from the confession that it’s not terror-related, although it did terrorize the city of Austin for the last month,” he said. “I think it was a disturbed young man, a mentally ill-type person.”

You have to be brown to be a terrorist.  I would think that if you terrorize a city, you’re a terrorist. But no, you’re a “mentally ill-type person.”

Yeah, it’s on tape.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=ib7-2hGWmNo

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

 

No Shocker Here

March 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I would like to announce that Junior Janochek, Jr., Attorney at Law, is looking for new clients but would never accept this case because he already has enough deadbeat clients who owe him money and won’t pay.

John Dowd has resigned from President Trump‘s legal team, The Hill has confirmed.

The New York Times first reported the development, citing two sources briefed on the matter who said that Dowd, who is Trump’s lead lawyer for special counsel Robert Mueller‘s investigation into Russian election interference, resigned Thursday.

It appears that Trump ain’t happy unless everyone is in a turmoil.

 

Just Because It Makes Me Happy To Look At It

March 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

So There It Is

March 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember the $215,000 that the North Carolina Republican Party gave to Cambridge Analytica?

Well, we think we figured out how they spent it.  Beating Democratic Senator Kay Hagan.

Harnessing our unique data-rich voter file, we were able to accurately predict partisanship, turnout, issue importance and build psychographic profiles for all voters in North Carolina. We produced clusters of voters based on the modeled data to maximize campaign impact, which enabled the creation of tailored messages directed at those audiences.

Result
CA Political worked successfully with various organizations key to the success of Thom Tillis’ campaign. Thom Tillis won against Kay Hagan by two points, despite Nate Silver and the Washington Post predicting otherwise.

And then they strut about it. Like Trump, they have no shame.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Yeah, I’ll Try To Look Surprised

March 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says that he has Jared Kushner “in his pocket.”  Honey, if you have a dollar fifty in your pocket, Jared is determined to get in there.

According to three sources, Jared gave the crown prince the names of people “disloyal” to the prince.  And where did Jared get the names?

“The Saudi figures named in the President’s Daily Brief were among those rounded up; at least one was reportedly tortured,” The Intercept explained.

And remember all that stuff about Hillary’s private server?

Kushner communicates with both the Saudi and Emirati crown princes via Whats-App. A source claims that Kushner’s lawyers have since told him not to use the app for government business.

Kushner’s defense team denies leaking names of Saudi critics who were subsequently arrested and tortured.

So a creepy guy with no security clearance who is desperate for money is leaking PDB info to the Saudis.

I will be a happy women when I see Jared marched off to prison.  I’ll celebrate by sending him a lifetime subscription to “Your Ass Just Got Kicked Magazine.”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Letter from Michelle and Barack Obama to the Parkland High School Students

March 22, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Fun With Guns