Devin Nunes opened his own “News” website.  Yeah, the News from Nunes.  So, that’s what you now call whatever it is you find up Trump’s patootie?  News?

Nunes, who wins the Sneakiest Dumb Sumbitch on the face of the planet, didn’t want people to know that he was the sole owner, founder, typist, and headline writer at this “news” site.

Politico reported Sunday morning that a website called the “California Republican,” which was billed as a news website, was paid for by Nunes’ campaign. A line at the bottom of the cached page reads, “Paid for by the Devin Nunes Campaign Committee.”

Oops.  Well, I’d let you go look at it but, Honey, you’d have a better chance of seeing the Democratic Memo.

After the Politico report, Devin’s “site went offline, with a message on its Facebook page claiming that the website was the victim of an “attack” on its servers.”

That’s a real nice way of saying that it was run by a nincompoop.

Anyway, here’s the part you’re gonna love …

“Nunes’ office refused to comment on the website to Politico until the news organization “retracts its multitude of fake stories on Congressman Nunes.”

Apparently, fake news wants an apology from fake news about fake news.

I cant take much more of this, y’all.

Uh, y’all, when things get bad, the religious zealots get … well, freekin’ nuts.

While commenting on President Donald Trump’s very public support for Christianity, as well as the frequent Bible studies and prayer gatherings held at the White House, evangelical Pastor Paul Begley said first lady Melania Trump demanded that the White House be spiritually cleansed and that pagan, demonic items and artificats from the Obama and Clinton years be removed.

Yeah, see, the story goes that during the five hours between the time the Obamas left and Trump moved in, Melania had the White House exorcized of evil.

“… all kinds of idol gods and images and all kinds of artifacts in there that were demonic, even some of the stuff from the Clinton era because they were really tied in with the Haitians.”

Look, I’m not saying that the exorcism didn’t work and that it, in fact, got worse, but how the hell else are you going to explain these Trump Christmas decorations?

Y’all, that’s some devil stuff.  If I see that stuff, I am running the other way.

The article also says that Melania is a Catholic and Trump says he’s a Presbyterian.  Hell, Trump can’t even spell Presbyterian.

Okay, so let’s pretend that you decided to give a one-time contribution to the Trump campaign of $150.  But, remember – we’re pretending now – they start randomly snatching $150 out of your bank account whenever the spirit moves them.

So let’s also pretend you’re a maid in Crystal Beach, Texas, and you probably don’t make much more than minimum wage.

Now let’s quit pretending.

Meet Pamela Goza from Vidor, Texas, who actually thought that they’d stop taking money out of her checking account once she gave them the number.

Click here and scroll down to MUR7255.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

And remember Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach who headed up the now defunct Commission?

Well, he’s running for Governor of Kansas, and doing everything he can to look like a red-blooded, gun shooting, Jesus praying, star spangled American. That includes being a member of the advisory board for Veterans in Defense of Liberty, a group that claims to be helping veterans.

But, of course, like true Republicans, they are only helping themselves.

A review of the group’s 2014 and 2015 filings with the Internal Revenue Service showed that 94 percent of the money donated to the group went to fundraisers, according to a news release from the Better Business Bureau.

Kobach, who is not – repeat NOT – a veteran, said he has served on the board for six years “because he cares deeply about veterans and veterans’ issues,” but this was the first he heard about any of this money stuff.

Kobach said that his understanding was that money donated to the group was “going to a variety of causes for veterans … and also to support political causes and issues important to veterans as well.”

Veterans in Defense of Liberty’s website includes a July 2017 post calling on veterans to support the push to repeal the Affordable Care Act.

“Brothers and sisters, let us stand strong to our oath! We can no longer sit back and bitch ‘n moan,” the post states.

“We must realize, Americas future rests on our shoulders. President Trump is fighting to make America great again, but he cannot do it alone — we must stand strong and fight for and support him.”

Texas Republican Congresscreep Blake Farenthold said he would repay the $84,000 he owes us that he spent paying off a victim of his haute couture artisan creepiness.

He said he would and everybody heard it.

Now he looking for a way to cha-cha out of it.  He claims to be waiting for some proposed ethics bill to pass congress. The bill has nothing to do with his theft of our money or his promise to repay it.  He’s just being creepy.

I do not for the life of me understand why he’s still in congress and Al Franken isn’t.  Farenthold has been accused of far, far worse.

You can hound him in the comment sections of his Facebook page.  Snark at him on Twitter.  Call his office on Corpus at 361-884-2222.  You want your money back.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Ya gotta wonder if Republicans are having some sort of contest right now.  If so, this guy is probably in the lead right now.

Tim Nolan is an American politician for the Republican Party, a former state district court judge, a former leader in the Tea Party movement and a former chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky.

Honestly, Folks, that that there should have been a warning that he was up to something perfectly awful.

Former Judge Tim Nolan on Friday agreed to spend 20 years in prison for human trafficking.

He used drugs, threats of arrest and threats of eviction to force women and girls under the age of 18 into sex acts, according to the charges read in court by Judge Kathleen Lape.

Nolan pleaded guilty to 21 counts dating back to 2004. In addition to human trafficking and attempted human trafficking, the charges included giving drugs and alcohol to minors.

Here’s Nolan pictured with someone else doing something perfectly awful.

You know, I am slowly coming to the realization that we should build a wall around white Republican men.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.