Archive for November, 2017

Thank You, Fox News

November 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Shepard Smith totally debunked the Hillary Clinton uranium story on Fox News.

Fox viewers are furious and Sean Hannity is clutching at his pearls.

Smith even had the whoopee left in him to challenge Trump’s statement on the issue.

Smith called the [Trump] statement “inaccurate in a number of ways,” noting that “the Clinton State Department had no power to veto or approve that transaction.” Rather, it must be approved by an interagency committee of the government consisting of nine department heads, including the secretary of state.

By the way, everyone who sent me this said, “I know it’s Fox news, but look anyway.”  I’m glad I did.

 

Form Letter Thoughts and Prayers

November 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yesterday, following the mass shooting in California by another mentally disturbed white guy with an AK-47, Trump tweets —

 

The Sutherland Springs shooting was on November 5th.

He has two tweets to cut-and-paste.  One for sad mentally ill white guys with AK-47s that’s it’s too soon to talk about and we shouldn’t politicize.  The other one is for “terrorist” brown people and we should immediately pass legislation to keep brown people out of America.

Trump just forgot the remove Sutherland Springs and replace it with Rancho Tehama.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.  

Louie and His Crayolas

November 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Louie drew a chart and took it to Congress to prove that Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to go to jail.

 

 

Do you want to see a close-up of Louie’s chart?  (Click here to see the big size.)

 

My favorite part are the lines that just end mid-air.  I mean, if there’s a connection, shouldn’t it connect to something?

To Louie’s credit, he did spell Uranium correctly this time.

Now getting Donald Trump to understand it should be a barrel of laughs.

Thank you to everybody for the heads up.  

No. Just No.

November 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Another shooting.

Next up, thoughts and prayers.

Mike Pence checks in.

Pence wrote on Twitter: “Saddened to hear of the shooting in N. California, the loss of life & injuries, including innocent children. We commend the effort of courageous law enforcement. We’ll continue to monitor the situation & provide federal support, as we pray for comfort & healing for all impacted.”

 

Today’s Most Vicious Assault on Christianity and Mathematics

November 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am certain that most of you know Bryan Fischer of American Family Radio.  He’s a radio evangelist and a big supporter of Roy Moore in Alabama.

Fisher has been defending Moore by claiming that he can only be judged by “Biblical Standards” that there must be more than one witness to a crime.

Well, as other women began coming forward, people thought Fischer would admit that Moore should be judged.  But, no.  Here’s how that works.

“The Bible is very, very clear that you never condemn anybody on the testimony of one witness,” Fischer said. “If there is a crime that has been committed and you only have one witness, you do not convict on that basis. Now what we’ve got here is four people that claim a crime of some kind, or something inappropriate happened, but in each case, there is only one witness. We don’t have two witnesses to any of these accusations to this point, which means from a standpoint of biblical justice, we have to hold our fire, we have to withhold our judgment, we have to wait and see if more information comes out.”

So, under these standards, the only rapes that could be tried are those that are done in front of audiences.

I mean, why don’t Fischer just go ahead and admit he’s a pervert, too?

 

Uh …. I Forgot — OH HELL, YES, IT’S UPDATED!

November 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The White House is where we’re reminded that the most dangerous airborne virus in America isn’t Ebola, it’s Amnesia.

Remember that completely unqualified guy the Republicans think is the next Antonin Scalia so they voted him a lifetime appointment as a federal judge, even though he’s fresh out of law school and has never tried a case?  Brent Talley is on the road to being a punchline in Trump era jokes.

I know you’re going to be surprised, but his main qualification is amnesia.

 

Now, that’s some souped-up, doubled geared, rootin’ tootin’ case of amnesia.  Oh yeah, I forgot, my wife is the White House counsel’s chief of staff, who is also being called as a witness in the Mueller investigation.

Ms. Donaldson has emerged in recent weeks as a witness in the special counsel’s investigation into whether Mr. Trump obstructed justice. She was interviewed by investigators recently about her detailed notes about conversations with Mr. McGahn on topics including the firing of the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey, according to two people briefed on the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the investigation with reporters.

Well, isn’t that just too cute!

I swear that the White House is the mob with all the crime families taking over.

Let’s see — he’s 36 years old, has only been a lawyer for three years, has held low level government desk jobs since law school, was only the second nominee since 1987 to be unanimously voted Not Qualified by the American Bar Association, has never tried a case in his damn life, but ta! da! he’s married to McGahn’s chief of staff!

Oh yeah, and Alabama’s two Republican senators recommended him.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

UPDATE:  Oh, the fun just ever ends.

(Please look down at your own risk.  Please don’t be drinking coffee or any crap like that.  Got it? Okay.)

 

Oh, it gets even better.

He also wrote books about paranormal activity and “has a cult following.”

You know that guy on the Discovery Channel who talks about space aliens?

 

I think Republicans are voting to give him a lifetime appointment as a federal judge.

This.  This right here is why we can no longer tell satire from reality.