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Okay, remember the 36 year old guy who Trump nominated to a lifetime appointment as a federal judge who has never tried a lawsuit, was unanimously rated Not Qualified by the American Bar Association, didn’t disclose that he is married to the chief of staff to the White House counsel, and has spent the past year as a ghost hunter?

Brett Talley is a mess.

Now he’s a mess plus because it appears that he’s defended the original KKK on an Alabama message board.  Yep. the hits just keep on comin’.

Remember when Trump promised to nominate “only the very best”?  Well, he didn’t say only the very best at what.

Oh dear Lord in heaven above – this is my sheriff.  No, seriously.  In my county. He’s sitting at a desk just two miles away from where I am right now.  I can prove it.

My damn sheriff.

Okay, the sheriff just announced that he’s in cahoots to intimidate a citizen who is within their rights protected by political speech.  You cannot say F*** on my website, but you can anywhere else. In 1979, the Supreme Court said that you can use the word F*** in political speech.  In Cohen vs. California the court said that a jacket saying “F*** the Draft!” was political speech.  You’d think the prosecutor would know that.  You’d think.  And you’d be wrong.

Sheriff Nehls used to publicly call President Barack Obama, “That clown in Washington.”  I think that’s obscene but I didn’t threaten to have him arrested.  Because I’m not a little damn snowflake.

HERE’S THE REAL DEAL:  Sheriff Nehl’s is planning on running for Congress in the Republican primary against Republican Pete Olson.  Under weird Texas rules, if Nehls resigns before the filing deadline on December 11th, his position will be on the next November ballot.  He’s planning on withdrawing 3 days before the deadline so only his idiot brother will know to file for sheriff.  But his idiot brother is an idiot and leaked the plan.  There will be a Democrat filing. I got this, y’all.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

This makes me uncomfortable.

Somebody please check her purse before they leave.  She seems real proud of how much money she can wear.

I know you’re a little stunned at the model-pose on the left, but please check out the leather.  I’ve seen biker bars with less leather.

No class, y’all.

Shepard Smith totally debunked the Hillary Clinton uranium story on Fox News.

Fox viewers are furious and Sean Hannity is clutching at his pearls.

Smith even had the whoopee left in him to challenge Trump’s statement on the issue.

Smith called the [Trump] statement “inaccurate in a number of ways,” noting that “the Clinton State Department had no power to veto or approve that transaction.” Rather, it must be approved by an interagency committee of the government consisting of nine department heads, including the secretary of state.

By the way, everyone who sent me this said, “I know it’s Fox news, but look anyway.”  I’m glad I did.

Yesterday, following the mass shooting in California by another mentally disturbed white guy with an AK-47, Trump tweets —

The Sutherland Springs shooting was on November 5th.

He has two tweets to cut-and-paste.  One for sad mentally ill white guys with AK-47s that’s it’s too soon to talk about and we shouldn’t politicize.  The other one is for “terrorist” brown people and we should immediately pass legislation to keep brown people out of America.

Trump just forgot the remove Sutherland Springs and replace it with Rancho Tehama.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.