Archive for May, 2017

Headlines. We Love Headlines.

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

CNN

 

Yes, but there whole rest of the world warned Trump about you, Chris.

Christie said he had no “need to feel vindicated,” but also said he would have acted differently than Trump had.
“If I were president-elect of the United States, I wouldn’t let General Flynn into the White House, let alone give him a job,” Christie said.
Got a mirror handy, Chris?

See, This Is The Part That Confuses Me

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Why does Trump deny doing something that nobody ever accused him of doing?

I know it’s been really exhausting for him not to say something really stoopid while on this trip, but announcing that when he revealed national secrets to the Russians he never mentioned Israel probably gave him an energy boost.  Nobody ever accused him for telling the Russians that the secret was from Israel.

Of note: nobody ever accused him in the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.  You know, just in case it ever comes up.

Nobody has ever accused him of inventing the Disco craze or of purposely causing any earthquakes.

But it sure is fun watching him deny it.

 

Alex, I’ll Take Gateways to Hell For $500

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A large sinkhole appeared in front of Mar-a-Lago this morning.

Town officials posted a run-of-the-mill advisory about the sinkhole Monday morning:

“A 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago,” the traffic alert read. “It appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main. West Palm Beach Utilities distribution crews have secured the area and will most likely need to do some exploratory excavation today.”

Personally, I think it has something to do with that damn orb thing.  That, or the real swamp is fixing to drain.

Twitter is having a ball —

 

 

Oh Dear – All Is Not Well in Paradise

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh my goodness, watch this a few times.  You’ll notice that Trump looks around and sees that all the couples are holding hands. He reaches for Melania’s hand … she has had just about enough of this crap.

 

Girl, I wouldn’t touch him either.

Thanks to John W for the heads up.

Low Energy?

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, he’s tired, y’all.

A White House official told reporters that President Trump is “exhausted” just three days into his first trip abroad as president.

Trump left the United States to begin his trip on Friday.

On the campaign trail, Trump often accused Hillary Clinton of not having the “stamina” to be president.

He thinks’s he’s tired.  Does he have any idea how we feel. We are up all night fretting that he’s gonna start World War III and put Ivanka in charge.

Texas Sucks

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, in a frenzy of Jesus furor, the Texas Legislature passed the Just Don’t Pee bill, which means that transgender people are just the heck outta luck when it comes to peeing.  They can’t use their gender identity to determine which bathroom to use.  Texas are not specific about how to enforce this but you can bet it won’t be pretty.  And it’s gonna cost us about the same as landing on Boardwalk with five hotels.

And in honor of Sweet Jesus, who told us not to judge, the Texas House has decided that non Christians in Texas cannot adopt children.  Even if an adoption agency is state funded, they can discriminate against non-Christians without fear of being sued.  It goes to the state senate this week where it will be easy approved.

And now that Republicans are not winning straight ticket voting in Texas, they want to do away with it.

More to come …