Archive for May, 2017

Senfronia Thompson

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senfronia Thompson is the single best argument against term limits.  She was first elected to the Texas House of Representative in 1972 and continues to this day to be the clearest voice in Texas for the underdog.  She is the voice of the voiceless and the power of the powerless.  I love her.

Today, she took to the floor of the House to shame those suckers.

 

 

As she spoke thunder literally rolled!

“Bathrooms used to separate us!! Colored for some and White for others and those days should not return to our Nation.

If you question a transgender child then yes you question God’s creation.”

Chairwoman Senfronia Thompson of Houston.

She is a genuine Texas hero.

 

 

Headlines. We Love Headlines.

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

CNN

 

Yes, but there whole rest of the world warned Trump about you, Chris.

Christie said he had no “need to feel vindicated,” but also said he would have acted differently than Trump had.
“If I were president-elect of the United States, I wouldn’t let General Flynn into the White House, let alone give him a job,” Christie said.
Got a mirror handy, Chris?

See, This Is The Part That Confuses Me

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Why does Trump deny doing something that nobody ever accused him of doing?

I know it’s been really exhausting for him not to say something really stoopid while on this trip, but announcing that when he revealed national secrets to the Russians he never mentioned Israel probably gave him an energy boost.  Nobody ever accused him for telling the Russians that the secret was from Israel.

Of note: nobody ever accused him in the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.  You know, just in case it ever comes up.

Nobody has ever accused him of inventing the Disco craze or of purposely causing any earthquakes.

But it sure is fun watching him deny it.

 

Alex, I’ll Take Gateways to Hell For $500

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A large sinkhole appeared in front of Mar-a-Lago this morning.

Town officials posted a run-of-the-mill advisory about the sinkhole Monday morning:

“A 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago,” the traffic alert read. “It appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main. West Palm Beach Utilities distribution crews have secured the area and will most likely need to do some exploratory excavation today.”

Personally, I think it has something to do with that damn orb thing.  That, or the real swamp is fixing to drain.

Twitter is having a ball —

 

 

Oh Dear – All Is Not Well in Paradise

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh my goodness, watch this a few times.  You’ll notice that Trump looks around and sees that all the couples are holding hands. He reaches for Melania’s hand … she has had just about enough of this crap.

 

Girl, I wouldn’t touch him either.

Thanks to John W for the heads up.

Low Energy?

May 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, he’s tired, y’all.

A White House official told reporters that President Trump is “exhausted” just three days into his first trip abroad as president.

Trump left the United States to begin his trip on Friday.

On the campaign trail, Trump often accused Hillary Clinton of not having the “stamina” to be president.

He thinks’s he’s tired.  Does he have any idea how we feel. We are up all night fretting that he’s gonna start World War III and put Ivanka in charge.