Archive for November, 2016

Fun With Guns: North Carolina Roulette Edition

November 21, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have come to believe that whoever said that more guns make us all safer has never been to a gun show or a firing range. Hellfire, people are always getting accidentally shot there. This week there was one in Idaho, but the best one was in North Carolina.

There is a guy name William Daniel Glosson went to a gun show in North Carolina, where he purchased two guns.

Glosson, who has a concealed-carry permit, handed one of the unloaded guns to Lasonya Judd, who was sitting in the back seat, and he also handed her a loaded gun he already had in the truck. As Judd was looking at the guns, she accidentally fired one, and the bullet struck Alyssa Lewis Glosson, 29, in the back of the head while she was sitting in the truck’s passenger seat.

Alyssa Lewis Glosson is the wife of William Daniel Glosson.

It appeared to the police that the bullet struck the head rest first so it didn’t kill her, but it probably pissed her off real good. And more than likely raised some questions about the accidentalness of the whole deal.

The shooting on Saturday is the second accidental shooting at the same gun show in the last three years. In 2013, a 12-gauge shotgun discharged while its owner removed it from its case at a security checkpoint at the entrance to the show, according to previous reports.

Two people were shot in the incident—one in the hand and the other in the right torso.

Harrison said hopefully a lesson can come from the incident.

“Don’t be handling a loaded firearm unless you know what you’re doing,” he said.

 

Either that’s the unluckiest gun show on the planet or  Lasonya knew exactly what she was doing.

 

When Mark Sanford Calls You Crazy

November 21, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so I’m just saying that when your crazy limbo bar is two inches lower than Mark’s Sanford’s …

“In campaign world, rapid response is vital. In governance, it can be lethal if it’s in reaction to things small and unimportant. It just strikes me as crazy that the soon-to-be leader of the free world would be waking up each morning this weekend and tweeting comments about what someone said at a play in New York.”

Governor/Congressman/Hiker Mark Sanford’s Facebook page.

 

The ACTUAL Problem for this New President

November 20, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election, Trump

Every time I think of Cheeto Jesus as President of the United States, I throw up in my mouth a little bit.  As normal people understand, this bullying, bloviating, bitchy, baboonish, banal buffoon is manifestly unqualified to occupy the oval office, and that’s a huge problem with global consequences.  Hard to imagine though, and to make matters worse, is that there is a magnifier to this problem: his businesses.

Cheeto Jesus has multiple enterprises that come under the parent holding company, Cheeto Organization LLC.  Within the holdings are interests in real estate and other businesses in the US, Ireland, Canada, Brazil, Azerbaijan, Scotland, Dubai, and other countries.  His financial ties are tangled, but at least some of his debt is tied to the Bank of China.

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32 Year-Old Loudmouth Bemoans Invention of Washing Machines – and the Pill

November 20, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election, Misogyny

From my long-suffering mate, Miss GiGi, comes this little tidbit from last August on Satan’s Steve Bannon’s lovely website, Breitbart, a missive from smart-mouth little sumbitch Milo Yiannopoulos, pontificating from his deep life experience as an apprentice bloviator to bigots.  In this screed, he bemoans the invention of the washing machine and the pill that ripped women from their secure existence as housewives and servants, thrusting them into the cruel world of actual productive and fulfilling careers.  These inventions are the basis of the inexorable slide of women into the abyss of…uh, equality.  Yeah.  He really said it.  Over and over.

If you’d like to let this arrogant little smartass (sorry, Momma) know what you think of his opinion, here’s his twitter handle:  @DontGoAwayM4d

Mike Flynn’s Misogynist Fashion Advice to Women

November 20, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election, Trump

Oh, FFS! (Sorry Momma) –  A presentation given to women employees of the Defense Intelligence Agency under Cheeto Jesus’ new National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn, has surfaced mandating makeup, high heels, and skirts.  Yeah, you heard it right.  Here’s just one example:

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Yeah, Kinda

November 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Customer Deb said it pretty perfect this morning.

Is it just me or does Jeff Sessions look like the Keebler elf who got fired because he refused to let the chocolate cookies mix with the vanilla cream filling?

 

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Yep, pretty much.