Okay, so I’m just saying that when your crazy limbo bar is two inches lower than Mark’s Sanford’s …

“In campaign world, rapid response is vital. In governance, it can be lethal if it’s in reaction to things small and unimportant. It just strikes me as crazy that the soon-to-be leader of the free world would be waking up each morning this weekend and tweeting comments about what someone said at a play in New York.”

Governor/Congressman/Hiker Mark Sanford’s Facebook page.

Every time I think of Cheeto Jesus as President of the United States, I throw up in my mouth a little bit.  As normal people understand, this bullying, bloviating, bitchy, baboonish, banal buffoon is manifestly unqualified to occupy the oval office, and that’s a huge problem with global consequences.  Hard to imagine though, and to make matters worse, is that there is a magnifier to this problem: his businesses.

Cheeto Jesus has multiple enterprises that come under the parent holding company, Cheeto Organization LLC.  Within the holdings are interests in real estate and other businesses in the US, Ireland, Canada, Brazil, Azerbaijan, Scotland, Dubai, and other countries.  His financial ties are tangled, but at least some of his debt is tied to the Bank of China.

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From my long-suffering mate, Miss GiGi, comes this little tidbit from last August on Satan’s Steve Bannon’s lovely website, Breitbart, a missive from smart-mouth little sumbitch Milo Yiannopoulos, pontificating from his deep life experience as an apprentice bloviator to bigots.  In this screed, he bemoans the invention of the washing machine and the pill that ripped women from their secure existence as housewives and servants, thrusting them into the cruel world of actual productive and fulfilling careers.  These inventions are the basis of the inexorable slide of women into the abyss of…uh, equality.  Yeah.  He really said it.  Over and over.

If you’d like to let this arrogant little smartass (sorry, Momma) know what you think of his opinion, here’s his twitter handle:  @DontGoAwayM4d

Oh, FFS! (Sorry Momma) –  A presentation given to women employees of the Defense Intelligence Agency under Cheeto Jesus’ new National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn, has surfaced mandating makeup, high heels, and skirts.  Yeah, you heard it right.  Here’s just one example:

Customer Deb said it pretty perfect this morning.

Is it just me or does Jeff Sessions look like the Keebler elf who got fired because he refused to let the chocolate cookies mix with the vanilla cream filling?

Yep, pretty much.

David Sanguesa, a home builder in Miami had a bad day and yelled at an African American barista at Starbucks when she didn’t serve him fast enough apparently because he’s white and voted for Cheeto Jesus. After his name calling tirade, he stormed out of the coffee shop yelling, “Cheeto Jesus! Cheeto Jesus!”  We’re just curious: how did he know that they knew he voted for Cheeto Jesus? Because he is white and acted like a dick? (Sorry, Momma)  According to the Miami Herald, it wasn’t his only bad day since he had 2 DUIs in 2008, charged with domestic violence in 2014, and oh, yeah – sent many emails to the Miami Herald ranting against Cubans, women, immigrants, gays, lesbians, President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.  Now, THAT is funny.

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