James O’Keefe, of Holy Cow, It’s Crazy James fame, is sending out his hoard of “undercover journalists” to expose voter fraud.  He’s taken to begging money to line his pockets.  I just wish this kid would get a real job and quit violating the law.

Weeks ago, we deployed undercover journalists in early voting states across the nation.

They have been recording hours and hours of footage as we waited for the dam to break.

And now I need to double down and flood the field with undercover investigators.

They will be deployed to early voting stations around the nation to monitor “bussing” activities and catch voter fraud in the act.

Can you pay for one hotel night for an undercover journalist? One meal?

Our journalists come from all walks of life, some are young and in school, others are experienced and retired. But they are ALL putting their future at risk by working with Project Veritas.

So, now ruffians and bigots have a new name because, you know, voter intimidation sounds so … I dunno, true?  These people are now called Undercover Journalists.

There is no such thing as undercover journalists.  Journalists are protected by the Constitution and they operate right out there in the open.

Dude, if you run into one of them, sidle up to them and whisper, “James sent me. Code purple.  Repeat: code purple. Run!”  Then dash away and watch while they try to figure out what Code Purple means.

Well, Donald Trump went to speak to Republicans in Gettysburg.  Yeah.  He decided to go out in a blaze of historic glory.

Donald Trump traveled Saturday to the site of the bloodiest battle of the Civil War, where he suggested that the United States is nearly as divided now as it was then. But instead of laying out his vision for uniting the country, as President Abraham Lincoln once did here, Trump declared that the system is rigged against him, that election results cannot be trusted, that Hillary Clinton should have been barred from running for president, that the media is “corrupt” and that he will sue all of the women who have accused him of sexual assault.

Remember Newt’s Contract With America?  Compared to this, that idea wasn’t all that bad.

As an aside, it just seems kind of weird to me that some damn billionaire tries to claim that the system is rigged.

Donald Trump goes around threatening everybody with lawsuits.  The latest is that “after the election” he’s going to sue all the women who say that he groped them.

Yeah, “after the election” is because those suits will immediately be thrown out of court.  That’s if he can find a lawyer to file them because the bar association takes frivolous lawsuits very seriously. He’s already admitted that he sexually assaults women so there you go.

But, just for fun, the kids over at Gizmoto have a “How Long Since Donald Trump Threatened Someone” Countdown Clock.

Side wagers are encouraged.

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.

Oh, Honey, go turn on the teevee.

This is a thing of beauty. The trial of Bridgegate this morning —-

Bridget Anne Kelly said she was discussing a press conference related to a fire in the Jersey Shore town of Seaside Heights when Christie exploded at her three years ago.

“He had a water bottle in his hand and he said, ‘What the f–k do you think I am? A f—ing game show host,” Kelly said, her voice cracking.

Kelly said he hurled the bottle at her.

“I moved out of the way and it hit my arm,” said a sobbing Kelly.

Well, after this trial, Christie would be very lucky to get a job as a game show host.

The #3 highest Republican in the Kansas State House says she was just trying to criticize Adolph Hitler when she referred to his “profound words.”

Kansas Speaker Pro Tem Peggy Mast took to Facebook to say —

 “Great quote from Hitler in the video. Please listen to it closely. His words are profound! Let’s start using discernment.”

Oops.

Here’s a green light idea – Republican need to stay off social media.  They ain’t worth a damn at it.

Houston is quickly becoming one of the most diverse and progressive cities in America.  Located in Harris County, Houston doesn’t have the odor of bigotry that permeates rural Texas.

At least I thought so.

The current District Attorney in Harris County is a woman named Devon Anderson, who got herself headlines by jailing a mentally ill rape victim for 27 days to force her to testify.  Seriously, she called it “a mistake by our office” even the second time it happened.  By the way, the first victim was assaulted by another inmate while in the jail.

And she loses so much evidence that I’m convinced she lost a bar of soap in a wash cloth.

Needless to say, polls show her opponent is leading by 7 points. Her name is Kim Ogg and I wrote about her in OutSmart Magazine this month.   She’s leading because she’s an excellent candidate.

This morning, a desperate and hateful Devon Anderson went on an internet podcast and said:

“When they get a liberal, pro-choice, Lesbian District Attorney I wonder how many cases they’ll have problems with with her.” -Devon Anderson, Harris County District Attorney.

If you want to listen to the whole podcast, here ya go.

My first thought:  Kim Ogg is a lesbian?  Good God, somebody better tell her girlfriend of 30 years, Olivia, and their son!

Second thought:  Yes, she is a lesbian, the same way Devon Anderson is a blonde.

Go give Kim Ogg some love:  right here.