Get a load of this:

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

I am a real loser.  I did not make the list of people Donald Trump insulted on Twitter.

How about you?

So far, there’s 281 of them and there’s still two weeks until the election.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads up.

RNC Chair Reince Priebus (who makes the i before e both a provable and disprovable grammar adage) took to Face the Nation this weekend to talk about Donald Trump’s keeping us in suspicion over whether or not he’ll concede this election.

Put on your reading glasses because your hearing aid is not going to work on this one.

“He’s saying he wants to reserve all options, and ‘if there is grounds for a recount, I will exercise my options,'” Priebus said. “He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there’s no fraud.”

Yeah, he said “He is not willing to not concede” without tying his tongue or his brain in a knot.

Thanks for clearing all that up, Reince.

If you ever need a headache Reince is obviously a registered donor.

As I have said before, Curt Schilling, one of the the top ten most hated men in sports, has announced that with Donald Trump’s blessing, he is going to run against Elizabeth Warren in two years.

And he held a rally in Boston to kick things off.  Tens of people came.  (Now, it’s not often you will see me link to Sport’s Illustrated, but even they are gloating.)

Awwww, poor Curt. Hell, even the people who came wouldn’t get close to Curt.

Yeah, I’m smug.

Donald Trump to CBS News.

If by “doing better” means pussy grabbing, then yes, I guess you’re correct, Mr. Trump.

If you live in Texas, today is the first day of early voting.  And if you live around Fredericksburg, this is what will greet you on your way to the polls.

And by “offended” they mean nuclear holocaust and the total destruction of the First Amendment.

Unless you have a local candidate who has specifically come out against Trump, Vote a straight Democratic ticket.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.