Archive for October, 2016

He’s Making a List and Checking It Twice, Gonna Find Out Who’s … Important.

October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am a real loser.  I did not make the list of people Donald Trump insulted on Twitter.

How about you?

So far, there’s 281 of them and there’s still two weeks until the election.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads up.

Reince! Grab Ahold of Something and Steady Yourself

October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

RNC Chair Reince Priebus (who makes the i before e both a provable and disprovable grammar adage) took to Face the Nation this weekend to talk about Donald Trump’s keeping us in suspicion over whether or not he’ll concede this election.

screen-shot-2016-10-24-at-10-51-52-amPut on your reading glasses because your hearing aid is not going to work on this one.

“He’s saying he wants to reserve all options, and ‘if there is grounds for a recount, I will exercise my options,'” Priebus said. “He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there’s no fraud.”

Yeah, he said “He is not willing to not concede” without tying his tongue or his brain in a knot.

Thanks for clearing all that up, Reince.

If you ever need a headache Reince is obviously a registered donor.

This Makes me Unreasonably Happy

October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As I have said before, Curt Schilling, one of the the top ten most hated men in sports, has announced that with Donald Trump’s blessing, he is going to run against Elizabeth Warren in two years.

And he held a rally in Boston to kick things off.  Tens of people came.  (Now, it’s not often you will see me link to Sport’s Illustrated, but even they are gloating.)

 

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Awwww, poor Curt. Hell, even the people who came wouldn’t get close to Curt.

Yeah, I’m smug.

 

Well, There’s a Definition Problem Here

October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump to CBS News.

 

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If by “doing better” means pussy grabbing, then yes, I guess you’re correct, Mr. Trump.

 

It’s Gonna Get Ugly

October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you live in Texas, today is the first day of early voting.  And if you live around Fredericksburg, this is what will greet you on your way to the polls.

 

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And by “offended” they mean nuclear holocaust and the total destruction of the First Amendment.

Unless you have a local candidate who has specifically come out against Trump, Vote a straight Democratic ticket.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.

 

The Oppression of Donald Trump

October 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh y’all, Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer went on teevee this morning to defend Donald Trump’s speech at Gettysburg.

Poor Donald. Poor poor oppressed Donald. He’s being “waterboarded.” She actually said that and I have proof because I am an undercover journalist.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTFaX2bZBHc

Well, I guess it’s okay since Trump supports waterboarding.

Governor Bob Kerrey did a nice job with the crazy authentic part.  Enjoy. It’s short.