Y’all, we’ve found at least reality teevee star supporting Trump.

This guy:

Self Employed Gold Miner.  Damn, that was my old job.

So, he has a show on Discovery, called Bearing Sea Gold.

He’s finding gold on the ocean floor.  And some other stuff.

Apparently, he doesn’t run a very tight ship.

Kevin Beamish, 22, and Yvonne Adkison, 22, were brought into custody Thursday night after Beamish allegedly sold 0.2 grams of heroin to an undercover officer with the Western Alaska Alcohol and Narcotics Team.

Adkison is a dive tender featured on the Discovery Channel reality television program Bering Sea Gold.

Yep.  Trump supporter.  Vernon gave Ole Trump $250.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Tom DeLay speaks —

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay appeared on Newsmax Prime yesterday, where he declared that President Obama will go down as the worst president in American history.

“I have said it and said it publicly and I’ve said it proudly,” DeLay stated, “this president is a Marxist, he believes in globalization, he believes in world order, he is a socialist from the get-go and we’re getting what we deserve because we made him president of the United States.”

I hate to be tacky but I think he meant, “My plastic surgeon is the worst plastic surgeon in plastic surgery history.”

Y’all by my reckoning, this is at least the third facelift he’s had and he alone has made botox an endangered species.

He’s written a new book.  I say “written” with my tongue tightly in my cheek because during his book tour for his last book, it because increasingly obvious that he’d never read his own book.

He’s also still begging for charity on his website.  However, now he wants money to spread the word of God. He’s become a preacher-for-hire.  Oh the mighty, how they fall pitifully.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Thank you, Sweet Jesus, for Donald Trump, who is kinda the Mahatma Ghandi of race relations.

The King of Racism suddenly has a fix now that the debates are close, so he went on Fox and Friends this morning to calm the angry seas.

“It just seems that there’s a lack of spirit between the white and the black. I mean, it’s a terrible thing that we’re witnessing,” Trump told “Fox and Friends” during a phone interview Thursday. “You’re seeing it. I’m seeing it, and you look at what went on last night in Charlotte — a great place — and you just see it.”

“And I see it even going out, there’s such a lack of — there’s a lack of spirit,” he continued. “There’s a lack of something. Something’s going on that’s bad, and what’s going on between police and others is getting worse.”

That’s not even English.  I’m pretty certain of that.  Hell, he sounds like a stoned Alaskan Governor.

I suspect that my black friends will certainly appreciate the “lack of spirit” – whatever the hell that means – and the honor of moving from being referred to as “them” to become “others.”

I’m not going to make it until election day, y’all.  I was thinking about investing in some ear plugs.  Not only because I don’t want to hear this crapola, but also to keep my brain from sliding out.

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One of the things on my bucket list is the World Championship Punkin’ Chunkin’ contest.  I love contraptions.  I also love gizmos, thingamabobs, and doohickies.  So one year I’m gonna rent a camper and go watch this thing of beauty.

I just learned that I may not have to go far.  In response to Donald Trump’s threat of building a wall down the middle of Rio Grande River, Mexican drug kings have an answer.

Seriously —

Checkmate, Mr. Trump.

I have told you guys about Sid Miller, the Texas Agriculture Commissioner, being a man who is so crooked that he has to screw on his socks in the morning.

It ain’t gonna get any better.

Travis County prosecutors will not press criminal charges against Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller for tapping taxpayer funds for two trips that involved personal activities — including an appearance in a Mississippi rodeo and the receipt of a medical injection in Oklahoma called the “Jesus Shot.”

The reason?

“Our office has determined that criminal intent would be difficult to prove in this case.”

So that means Miller is too stoopid to know right from wrong.  That’s kinda sad.

Here’s the cute part.

In her memo, Oswald [the prosecutor] wrote “it is clear that Commissioner Miller used campaign and state funds to pay for the two trips,” but noted that he had fully repaid the state.

“Additionally, the total amount spent on the trips was relatively small, the state has been refunded all the money it expended on these trips, and the facts have been made known publicly so that Commissioner Miller is likely to be more careful in the future,” the memo said.

So if I rob a bank in Austin of just a little money and then pay it back we’re okay?

Plus, there’s that whole idea that Sid Miller will be more careful.  Yeah, when gators fly.

A statement posted Tuesday to Miller’s Facebook account said the commissioner was “pleased this process is now complete and that he has been cleared of any wrongdoing.”

Sid says he didn’t do nothing wrong.  Because Sid is too dumb to recognize wrong even if it had a name tag and a siren.