Archive for September, 2016

Our Lady of Perpetual Misogyny UPDATED

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

One of our customers, Bunny, sent me this and I have her permission to share it with you.

Hard to believe but….

The picture is of two of my granddaughters who are the only two girls on their high school boys varsity soccer team, Foothills Academy, Scottsdale, AZ. That they were chosen for the team was an honor.

Tonight their school played Our Lady of Sorrows, Phoenix, AZ, so appropriate because their all boy soccer team would not even come on the field if the girls were to play. They would rather forfeit.

The girl’s coach left it up to the team and the girls were part of the decision. They didn’t want the rest of the boys to not be able to play too and they handled it really well. Coaches and players and parents were very supportive. Ready to forfeit, but decided to kick their butts instead. 3-1 halftime now.

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Girlpower!

UPDATED by Bunny on 9/22 —

Faith Christian notified Foothills Academy today they would forfeit their game if girls played.

Foothills Academy coach accepted their forfeit. Each player on his team voted. Every player voted to accept the forfeit. Especially noted are the players who are being looked at for college soccer scholarships and whose stats will be affected by each game not played. “I don’t give a damn about my stats, the girls are my team mates.”

The league will be updating their rosters with schools willing to play girls.

There ya go!

 

Thanks, Obama

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Get this: Donald Trump’s Volunteer Coordinator in Ohio just announced, “I don’t think there was any racism before Obama got elected,” and then proceeds to spew a bucket of racist statements.

No, seriously, she blames racism on Obama.  Go watch it.  I’ll wait for you.

Just a note:  I think “they” have done pretty well in the last 50 years because one of “them” is sitting in the White House, you ditzy ole narrow minded harpy.

She resigned.  Note that her last statement was that Donald Trump brought all this out.

Indeed he did.

Thanks to everyone for the heads up.

Reality TeeVee Trump Supporters

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, we’ve found at least reality teevee star supporting Trump.

This guy:

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Self Employed Gold Miner.  Damn, that was my old job.

screen-shot-2016-09-22-at-1-04-58-pmSo, he has a show on Discovery, called Bearing Sea Gold.

He’s finding gold on the ocean floor.  And some other stuff.

Apparently, he doesn’t run a very tight ship.

Kevin Beamish, 22, and Yvonne Adkison, 22, were brought into custody Thursday night after Beamish allegedly sold 0.2 grams of heroin to an undercover officer with the Western Alaska Alcohol and Narcotics Team.

Adkison is a dive tender featured on the Discovery Channel reality television program Bering Sea Gold.

Yep.  Trump supporter.  Vernon gave Ole Trump $250.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

 

Y’all, Bless His Heart

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Tom DeLay speaks —

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay appeared on Newsmax Prime yesterday, where he declared that President Obama will go down as the worst president in American history.

“I have said it and said it publicly and I’ve said it proudly,” DeLay stated, “this president is a Marxist, he believes in globalization, he believes in world order, he is a socialist from the get-go and we’re getting what we deserve because we made him president of the United States.”

I hate to be tacky but I think he meant, “My plastic surgeon is the worst plastic surgeon in plastic surgery history.”

 

Y’all by my reckoning, this is at least the third facelift he’s had and he alone has made botox an endangered species.

He’s written a new book.  I say “written” with my tongue tightly in my cheek because during his book tour for his last book, it because increasingly obvious that he’d never read his own book.

He’s also still begging for charity on his website.  However, now he wants money to spread the word of God. He’s become a preacher-for-hire.  Oh the mighty, how they fall pitifully.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Skittles Anyone?

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thank you, Sweet Jesus, for Donald Trump, who is kinda the Mahatma Ghandi of race relations.

The King of Racism suddenly has a fix now that the debates are close, so he went on Fox and Friends this morning to calm the angry seas.

“It just seems that there’s a lack of spirit between the white and the black. I mean, it’s a terrible thing that we’re witnessing,” Trump told “Fox and Friends” during a phone interview Thursday. “You’re seeing it. I’m seeing it, and you look at what went on last night in Charlotte — a great place — and you just see it.”

“And I see it even going out, there’s such a lack of — there’s a lack of spirit,” he continued. “There’s a lack of something. Something’s going on that’s bad, and what’s going on between police and others is getting worse.”

That’s not even English.  I’m pretty certain of that.  Hell, he sounds like a stoned Alaskan Governor.

I suspect that my black friends will certainly appreciate the “lack of spirit” – whatever the hell that means – and the honor of moving from being referred to as “them” to become “others.”

I’m not going to make it until election day, y’all.  I was thinking about investing in some ear plugs.  Not only because I don’t want to hear this crapola, but also to keep my brain from sliding out.

 

Question

September 21, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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