Go to Google and look up apophasis.  Or click right here.

There should be a picture of Donald Trump there.  Am I right?

Thanks to Gene for the heads up.

Okay, so far I have heard Trump name his poor performance on Lester Holt, a bad microphone that obviously magically changed all his word into gibberish, his being nice and not mentioning Gennifer Flowers caused Hillary to do better, and God only knows what else.

Just a few minutes ago a high level Republican operative and sometimes find of mine, at the Heritage Foundation posted this link in total seriousness.

Hell yeah, they are serious.

After all, there were soooooo many trick questions last night.

This guy has a college education, okay LSU, and he believes this crap.

She whipped him.  Get over it.

If you see JAKvirginia, please tell him to contact me. I’m trying to contact him by email but it keeps kicking back.

Never mind.  I found him.

This is directed to those of you who donated to the Texas Ballot by Mail program and those of you who want to help but weren’t able to donate.

We need help.

Studies have shown that the return rate almost doubles if reminder calls are made.  They are called chase calls.  We need to call every single Democrat who got an application and remind them to fill it out and mail it in.

We are using something called a Virtual Phone Bank.  You sign up to get an account, get a Code # from me which directs you to the correct list, read the directions, and start calling.  These will be fun calls.  People over 65 are a fun bunch of boomers.

You can do this in your jammies.  Hell, you can have a glass of wine.

This is easy, fun, and makes a real difference.

If you’re willing to give it a try, click on Tell Juanita and give me your email address, phone number, and what screen name you use (so I’ll know who to thank).

You can start today and call all day or whenever you have an extra 15 minutes.

Thank you, guys.  Let’s turn this damn state blue!

My friend Hazel

In the alternative, you can mail a little money or a check to Hazel Lundy, our phone banking godmother so she can hired people to do it.  She uses men and women on social security who need a little extra income.  They phone bank at her house under her supervision.  You’ve met Hazel before.  She’s better at sending out thank you notes than I am.

Democrats at Hazel Lundy
PO Box 785
Richmond, Texas 77406

She and her crew do the Lord’s work.  She pays $10 an hour and fixes their lunch.

You can donate online from the donate button at the top.  Bubba will make sure that Hazel gets it.

I’m pretty sure I’ve told y’all about GOPUSA, a Texas outfit that keeps me in the forefront all things Texas GOP and crazy as hell.

As expected, here are their thoughts on last night’s debate.

Well, admittedly, we was swinging.  He just wasn’t landing punches.

Read their whole story here and see if y’all watched the same debate.

Remember when Donald Trump promised us that he’s going to win so much that we’ll get tired of winning?  I guess that warranty ran out right after the Republican debates.

She beat him so badly that he has to unzip his pants to see out this morning.

She beat him so badly that Vladimir Putin had to put a shirt on to quit shivering.

I know everyone has a favorite moment.  Mine was when Trump was so bigly against the Iraq war that Sean Hannity was the only person he happened to mention it to.

Thank you, Secretary Clinton, for being stronger and smarter than 17 Republican men who tried to beat him.