Archive for September, 2016

Can We Make That a Barrel of Deplorables?

September 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

They just keep overflowing that basket.

A western Oregon man is publicizing his antipathy towards Hillary Clinton by hanging an effigy of the Democratic nominee on the side of an interstate highway, local station KVAL reported Monday.

 

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Though Pitner told KVAL that a local priest had asked him to take the effigy down from its spot on the shoulder of Interstate-5, Pitner said he was simply exercising his First Amendment right and planned to switch up the signs on the display daily.

“I’m allowed to have my feelings, right, wrong, or indifferent,” Pitner told the news station. “Here you are. Got your attention, didn’t it?”

Yeah, Billy, but so would a 450 pound burlesque dancer wearing nothing but chicken feathers.  Both kinda make you roll your eyes.

Bless Billy’s heart, he kinda look like something Lewis and Clark left along the trail.

 

Trump in North Carolina

September 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Barry Goldwater had a campaign slogan, “In your heart, you know he’s right.”

Yesterday in Asheville, North Carolina  …

 

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Thanks to Hilary for the great picture!

 

Holy Crap: A Governor. A Damn Governor.

September 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Do you know what I am sick of?  I am sick of Republicans talking about blood.

The newly elected Governor of Kentucky, Matt Bevin, who danced to victory on the back of Kim Davis, spoke to the Value Voters Summit and declared that they value a whole lot of bloodshed.

Give it a listen.

Holy crap.

 

I Missed It

September 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, it is frightful to admit, but I missed Rick Perry on Dancing With The Disgraced Presidential Candidates last night.

Rumor has it that he came in last only because they couldn’t rank him any lower than that.  I warned you that the guy can’t lead.

 

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I don’t know where he goes from here, but the bright lights ain’t doing that boy one bit of good.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Orange Whine

September 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Latest in new selections to pair with fish?  Orange whine.

Oh dear, Donald Trump says he wants a debate with no moderators.  Why?  Because they are not fair to him.

Trump on Monday floated a new idea for his upcoming debates against Clinton, proposing a debate without a moderator to avoid a “very unfair” showdown because such a person would go “really hard” against him following Matt Lauer’s performance in NBC News’ commander in chief forum last week.

Trump claims whines that Lauer was fair, but people say he went easy on Trump so the odds of future debate moderators being harder on him has increased.

“But they all said I won and that Matt Lauer was easy on me. Well he wasn’t. He was — I thought he was very professional, I have to be honest. I think he’s been treated very unfairly, but they all said that I won, and what they’re doing is they’re gaming the system so that when I go into the debate, I’m gonna get — be treated very, very unfairly by the moderators.”

Put on your big boy pants, Trump.  Do you think Isis is going to be fair with you?

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

 

Let Us Pray

September 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, we need to pray for Michele Bachmann.  Bless her heart, she can smell the bacon but she can’t find the breakfast table.

Now she preaching that Hillary is gonna tax churches and non-profits.

Hillary ain’t gonna do that but it should have been done a long time ago.

We will see a heightened level, I believe, of vindication coming out of a Hillary Clinton White House, where I believe there will be prosecutions for churches, for nonprofits, for anyone that opposes the Hillary Clinton agenda. Open your eyes.

I don’t think vindication means what she thinks it means.  But, hell, nobody in the audience at the Value Voters Summit knows what it means either.

She also said that if you vote for Clinton, you will surely die.

It will either be Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, one of the two, and just like the Book of Deuteronomy teaches us that: I have set before you life and death, which will you choose?

Yeah, there definitely needs to be crap tax.

Thanks to Bunny for the heads up.